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Platypus
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« Reply #1225 on: August 29, 2009, 09:40:01 AM »
Quote from: Badger on August 28, 2009, 07:46:11 PM
Way to go out on a limb with a controversal poll, Cutie.

What next? "Ethnic Cleansing: Pro or Con"?
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« Reply #1226 on: August 29, 2009, 10:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Governor, Fmr. Chairman, Fmr. Judge, & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on August 29, 2009, 04:22:11 AM
Ahh, I was trying stuff like "words" and "list" because vocabulary didn't come to my mind.
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« Reply #1227 on: August 29, 2009, 11:16:10 AM »
Quote from: Lief on August 28, 2009, 03:46:51 AM
There's an old political maxim, "as goes Kentucky's 18th State Senate district, so goes the nation."
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Meeker
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« Reply #1228 on: August 29, 2009, 05:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on August 29, 2009, 10:44:54 AM
Who is Bill, and how did he get control of the internet in the first place?
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Sewer
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« Reply #1229 on: August 29, 2009, 08:50:19 PM »
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« Reply #1230 on: August 29, 2009, 10:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Lunar on August 29, 2009, 09:56:41 PM

I don't think he ever mentioned it though.  I don't think he even once went out to his garage at 7 am and took a photo of his Mensa bumper sticker and came back to his computer, uploaded the photo, and posted it on a forum thread in order to prove his membership...
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« Reply #1231 on: August 30, 2009, 01:02:34 AM »
You only have 22 posts... you can't remember that incident, right?


Quote from: Mr. London/Essex on August 29, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Quote from: Supersoulty on August 29, 2009, 02:05:15 AM
Quote from: brittain33 on August 28, 2009, 11:54:07 AM
If we know terrorists are using the Internet to plan how to hurt Americans, we need to give our President the tools he needs to keep us safe.

I'm not going to tell that mother waiting outside her kids' pre-school to pick little Caitlin and Ethan up that we didn't do everything in our power to protect them from evildoers. Will you?

I wonder what you would be saying if Bush had ever dared to propose such a measure.

Always been a big fan of "emergency powers" BTW.  Really healthy for liberty.

Emergency powers are the kind of things you need to have in case liberty is ever seriously threatened. If the zombies arrive in my town, I'd like us to be prepared.
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Marokai Backbeat
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« Reply #1232 on: August 30, 2009, 04:53:35 AM »
Quote from: JSojourner on August 28, 2009, 11:55:46 PM
Quote from: paul718 on August 28, 2009, 12:33:54 PM

State Assemblyman:  Lou Tobacco (R) -- won

Paul, is he a large man? 

Then you could honestly and proudly say...you voted for Big Tobacco.

::: crickets :::

Okay, it's past my bedtime.
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Landslide Lyndon
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« Reply #1233 on: August 30, 2009, 05:09:57 AM »
Quote from: JSojourner on August 28, 2009, 11:55:46 PM
Quote from: paul718 on August 28, 2009, 12:33:54 PM

State Assemblyman:  Lou Tobacco (R) -- won

Paul, is he a large man? 

Then you could honestly and proudly say...you voted for Big Tobacco.

::: crickets :::

Okay, it's past my bedtime.

JS for President!!!
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Sensei
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« Reply #1234 on: August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM »
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
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Psychic Octopus
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« Reply #1235 on: August 30, 2009, 12:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

What do you mean, Sensei?
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #1236 on: August 30, 2009, 12:31:18 PM »
Quote from: NiK on August 30, 2009, 12:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

What do you mean, Sensei?

He WANTS JC to hate him. JC just quoted you.
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Sensei
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« Reply #1237 on: August 30, 2009, 12:31:34 PM »
Quote from: NiK on August 30, 2009, 12:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

What do you mean, Sensei?
Not applying to you, NiK. JewishConservative. I'm made some crazy amount of jokes at the kid's expense.
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DownWithTheLeft
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« Reply #1238 on: August 30, 2009, 12:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99
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Landslide Lyndon
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« Reply #1239 on: August 30, 2009, 12:56:35 PM »
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 30, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99

I will give you $6.66.
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Sensei
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« Reply #1240 on: August 30, 2009, 01:00:23 PM »
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 30, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99
I don't want to achieve those levels of assholicy.
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Sewer
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« Reply #1241 on: August 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM »
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DownWithTheLeft
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« Reply #1242 on: August 30, 2009, 06:05:24 PM »
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 01:00:23 PM
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 30, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99
I don't want to achieve those levels of assholicy.
Well then feel free to stop after 30 secons
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Sensei
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« Reply #1243 on: August 30, 2009, 06:38:09 PM »
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 30, 2009, 06:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 01:00:23 PM
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 30, 2009, 12:44:56 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 12:25:40 PM
How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?
Want to learn how to be a better asshole?  Dr. DWTL's new program promises to turn your attitude around in one minute or less for eight easy payments of $299.99
I don't want to achieve those levels of assholicy.
Well then feel free to stop after 30 secons
Do you cover how to use those zingers of yours in the first 30 seconds?
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DownWithTheLeft
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« Reply #1244 on: August 30, 2009, 06:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Sensei on August 30, 2009, 06:38:09 PM
Do you cover how to use those zingers of yours in the first 30 seconds?
Well we cut out the cursing and attacks on conservatives
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #1245 on: August 31, 2009, 12:32:10 AM »
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« Reply #1246 on: August 31, 2009, 09:23:36 PM »

I thought the date was 2009 and did a double-take here.

But yeah, Phil's inside information is funny sometimes. He looks totally shopped on the picture below that post, too.
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« Reply #1247 on: August 31, 2009, 09:33:27 PM »
Check context:

Quote from: WEQFSDCGHJWZXC on August 31, 2009, 08:34:22 PM
WEQFSDCGHJWZXC
This sh**t is getting on my nerves Party
Awe
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« Reply #1248 on: September 01, 2009, 06:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Matko Destanov on September 01, 2009, 12:34:17 PM
Kenan Evren would be rotating in his grave if it wasn't for the fact that he's still alive.
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« Reply #1249 on: September 02, 2009, 10:12:12 PM »
Quote from: paul718 on September 02, 2009, 10:06:56 PM
Excellent post.  And welcome to the forum.  Smiley
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