Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Alexander Hamilton]

HP.  He ruins any good arguments he might have by saying something stupid.  For example, his calling President Obama a racist killed what credibility I saw in him. 

His show is also kind of lame because he rarely (if ever) has someone to counter his arguments.

D-NY?

please stop doing that

Hopefully by "that" you mean posting.

[Хahar 🤔]

Sexual Orientation : Too Unstable. Maybe Bi? Gay? Gay

Updated.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Bill Frist Act
1) All testing on non-human vertebrate animals is hereby banned in the Pacific Region.
2) Violation of this ban shall result in up to five years in prison and up to one million dollars in fines.

X Bgwah

[Marokai Backbeat]

If Dude Fest is so great, why couldn't they come up with a less homoerotic name?  Sounds like something Marokai Blue, Antonio, and Holmes (the gay triumvirate) would attend.

LOL

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

gporter - 153
power - 153 - yeah gporter power!

[opebo]

opebo's atrocious Paint skills are amusing.

Haha yes, I thought so too but maybe I don't understand how to use it.  It seemed very labour intensive, not what I would have expected for the 'computer age'.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

opebo's atrocious Paint skills are amusing.

Haha yes, I thought so too but maybe I don't understand how to use it.  It seemed very labour intensive, not what I would have expected for the 'computer age'.

You're a good man for even trying it. 

[Bono]

Answering the question, what schools of economic thought do you follow:

Classical, Neoclassical, Austrian, Chicago, Monterism, NeoRicardian, English and German Historical, and Keynesian.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I want to post swastikas...

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Answering the question, what schools of economic thought do you follow:

Classical, Neoclassical, Austrian, Chicago, Monterism, NeoRicardian, English and German Historical, and Keynesian.

I don't see that as remotely funny but an accurate statement reflecting that my views represent a combination of several of the economic schools of thought and not one in particular.

[Alexander Hamilton]

If I had a boyfriend who looked like this:


I wouldn't be a virgin either.  Regardless of age or whether or not givin' it up was "Christian," y'all.

Ahem.

That turned me on. Hard.

Same.

It looks like I'm not gay, then. Body is great, but the face is ugly.

He's pretty darn hot. Even though he looks kind of like a fag.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Nobody's picked me .

Cuz you only come here to troll.

DWTL still got picked

[Alexander Hamilton]

I'll compromise with banning sodomy.

[Alexander Hamilton]

One of the reasons I oppose mass government-run health care, is the fact that my dental care quality will go down, and I don't want to be mistaken for being british because of my teeth.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

In a thread about yesterday's Mexican airplane hijacking:

And I thought I was big time by using a bible to hijack forum threads!

[Meeker]

In Atlasia we have taken a very bad path in regards to cultural permisiveness. It is my belief that the Senate made a very bad decision legalizing so many drugs, starting with Marijuana.

If you are going to legalise pornography you might as well take it all the way and push it to the limit.

But it only gets worse when you know that it doesn't stop there. No its not enough that teens will be having porn and drugs. These radical communists will not stop still our children have entered the gates of Sodom. Prostitution has become socially acceptable and soon the laws will represnt the values of Opebo.

we need to restore our culture. Join me and help save Atlasia from its odious fate.

I cant say how dumb...

In fairness, the speech sounded better in its original German.

[Tender Branson]

christie is going to lose because he is a fat fundie.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Is he "lean gay" or "tossup" now? I can't remember.

He is "safe Gay"

[Хahar 🤔]

Context is key:

Hi Ali!!

[Psychic Octopus]

John Smith

Which John Smith? There are like 40 John Smiths on Wikipedia!

Also, NiK:

Probably would be Gerald Ford.

The one with Pocahontas

Oh Yeah!

[Mechaman]

Poor Taylor.

Kanye, your the racist one. Not George Bush

KANYE WEST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

[Mechaman]

In regards to Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift's VMA speech.

what he did at the vmas was terrible, but what he did earlier this week was inexcuable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs

[Rowan]

Anybody want to guess the poll numbers for tomorrow based on the twat?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I voted for Arizona. Why are people interested in Georgia? That won't even a swing state in 2012 if the election is 50/50

THEY ONLY DO '12 POLL IS ARIZONA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English please.

[Sensei]

And fucking Gostkowski just got jewed out of 2 points.