Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I came here to discuss a dead cat, not the shifting politics of some teenager.

[Mart]

Context is needed:

Well, a lot can happen in the next sixteen years, so it's certainly possible.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I mean, he's gay, so it's probably only a matter of time.

No, he's lean gay. Big difference.

[The Mikado]

Cheney would Beat Obama.

Best post since "click here to know more."

[Psychic Octopus]

Some ideas for next cleaver threads:

1. Have you even had sex via webcam?
2. Have you ever had sex via e-mail?
3. Have you ever had sex via skype?
4. Have you ever had sex via AIM?
5. Have you ever expect Deeds to win Virginia?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

With my g/f,  yes.

So your crotch really is on fire.

[Mechaman]

Yes, but I prefer, as Mr. Moderate said in this post earlies, meangless sex (but with grils)

Be careful, or you could get burned.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yes, but I prefer, as Mr. Moderate said in this post earlies, meangless sex (but with grils)

Be careful, or you could get burned.

Lol, I haven't notice that

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'd certainly run a better campaign than Creigh did

Yeah, sure. Like you did against Tmth?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I mean, he's gay, so it's probably only a matter of time.

No, he's lean gay. Big difference.

Indeed.  Gay tends to indicate Democratic preference, where lean gay indicates a long, prosperous career as a closeted Republican mid-level office holder.

[Lief 🗽]

Isn't this thread inherently discriminatory towards gays and leaners? 

They better get used to the inherent discrimination while they're still young anyway

Lunar wins the "Funny Because It's True (but also it's awful)" Award.

[Joe Republic]

There's been an update on the Sexuality Matrix Test:

I'm Bi, lean hetero.

[HappyWarrior]

I mean, he's gay, so it's probably only a matter of time.

No, he's lean gay. Big difference.

Indeed.  Gay tends to indicate Democratic preference, where lean gay indicates a long, prosperous career as a closeted Republican mid-level office holder.

You mean Larry Craig?

[Joe Republic]

I mean, he's gay, so it's probably only a matter of time.

No, he's lean gay. Big difference.

Indeed.  Gay tends to indicate Democratic preference, where lean gay indicates a long, prosperous career as a closeted Republican mid-level office holder.

You mean Larry Craig?

And Jim Kolbe, Steve Gunderson, Michael Huffington, Lindsay Graham and Charlie Crist.  No doubt I'm forgetting several, of which I'm sure Xahar will oblige to remind us.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm aware that I'm sounding like Naso

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Perry

Ron Mexico could improve our relations with Mexico though

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I will not support Snowe in 2012, for her re-election

She is going to be crushed when she hears this.

[minionofmidas]

I mean, he's gay, so it's probably only a matter of time.

No, he's lean gay. Big difference.

Indeed.  Gay tends to indicate Democratic preference, where lean gay indicates a long, prosperous career as a closeted Republican mid-level office holder.

You mean Larry Craig?

And Jim Kolbe, Steve Gunderson, Michael Huffington, Lindsay Graham and Charlie Crist.  No doubt I'm forgetting several, of which I'm sure Xahar will oblige to remind us.

David Dreier?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The correct term is 'mentally handicapped.'

I am not mentally handicapped but it is clear you have no respect for individuals with a mental incapacity.  For a so-called progressive you fail miserably.

If you can't accept the mentally handicapped, how will you accept African Americans and Homosexuals?

[East Coast Republican]

This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around on me in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

Best joke on comedy goldmine I ever read!

[Landslide Lyndon]

This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around on me in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

Gentlemen! This is the Comedy Goldmine. You can't write joke posts in here.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This progressive is a racist, homphobe, and hates the mentally handicapped and is now trying to turn it around on me in a sick attempt to save himself from being outed as an ignorant monster.

Gentlemen! This is the Comedy Goldmine. You can't write joke posts in here.

But this was hillarious

[Holmes]

Aw, I like ECR.

[Landslide Lyndon]

German man has vindicated me