Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[YRABNNRM]

Unintentional

In Election 2008, Barack Obama beat John McCain by 7.25 points, nationally. It was a Democratic sh**t of, roughly, 10 points from John Kerry's 3-point loss in 2004.

[Fine...I Made This More Civil]

god damn that is long.

That's what she said.

Nothing like going back to the basics.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

god damn that is long.

That's what she said.

You wish.

[YRABNNRM]

JewishConservative, i want to ask you a question. Are you Johanns from Virtual Politics?

Anyway, why are we suspecting he is more than one person?

who?

Ok....is your Youtube username "KitFistoPwns"?

No.

Waldo?

what?

Just admit it....it's obvious.

...Fine.I'm Johanns from Virtual Politics....

[Meeker]

I use man, dude or even bro.

even bro?

[Sewer]

I AM THE BIGGEST FF ON THIS SITE!

I continue to fight for my right and the right of others here to speak!

Fight the Atlas SuperPosters with their 20000 posts!!  The clique must change with an infusion of new members!!!!!!!

[paul718]

I love America.

[Sensei]

I hear this a lot from some men.  Liberals are especially guilty of this - they say they prefer "strong women" who can think for themselves.  I can't help but wonder if some of these men are either lying, gay, or wimps with sinister motives who want to be beaten up and dominated in the bedroom.  As for myself, I prefer weak, submissive women that I can throw around.  I think some men are just confused about the difference between "strong women" (who are usually butch and unattractive) and mature, responsible women (which is attractive).  Though I wouldn't be surprised if some of these men want a dominatrix.

[Sewer]

I thought this was going to be a lame link until I saw the naked girls in the picture.  Now I realize that PETA's actually pretty cool.

[Sewer]

I became a neocon after your mama begged me to drill her oil.

[Mechaman]

I became a neocon after your mama begged me to drill her oil.

I lawled so hard I forgot how to breathe.

[Mechaman]

Here's is one of me screwing with ChrisJG777:

The ultra moderate Jive Turkey Party (Howard Stern and Jesus H. Christ) wins an electoral landslide over the Democrats (Barack Obama and Joseph Biden) and the Republicans(Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin). Everybody wakes up the next day with hangovers and have the munchies. Snack vendors nationwide rejoice.

I like this prediction best, if only for the sheer absurdity of it (as things stand now).   

Well chances are pretty high it won't be laughed at in 3 years, haha.

I did say "as things stand now". 

When I said it won't be laughed at in 3 years, it's true. Everyone is laughing their asses off right now.

When you say "it's true", you're kind of implying you can predict the future.  The reality is that there is a reasonable chance that your prediction there won't happen at all, like all the others. 

You're just a mindless political hack!

If you say so.   

I've had it with you braindead bleedingheart uber liberal ACLU carryun sons of guns! Ya think that just cause your dream candidate won that evurythun is dayses un roses for u? Do ya! Well ya rong boi! This is Muricah! This is Muricah boy! We must secede ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEELVEN!!!!!!!! The Jive Turkey Party shall rise again!

You'll find that my economic views are quite incompatible with that of Liberalism, unlike yours. 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Got to love the unbreakable logic here:

Seen several people suggest it would fail in Rhode Island

You must be logged in to read this quote.

http://www.projo.com/news/content/BROWN_POLL_05-28-09_0AEH43P_v29.3f6f656.html

Rhode Island has a high Catholic %, and I figured most of them would be anti-gay marriage. Guess I was wrong...

Based off what exactly??  

Catholics I know. Everyone in my Mom's family is Catholic, and they all oppose gay marriage.

[Keystone Phil]

Walter's signature deserves to be here...





Caption: "it's prom night in philadelphia."


Does anyone know what that means? I'm cracking up because 1) the image is hilarious and 2) the caption is confusing.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I have Driver's Ed from 3:00-6:00 P.M. I'll be driving, so watch out world.
I'm actually a pretty good driver. I'm driving with 2 girls. The instructor said the best should go first. Being the male, I volunteered myself to go first, as men are better drivers, overall.

Thanks for sharing that incredibly useless bit of information.

My pleasure.

[opebo]

Walter's signature deserves to be here...





Caption: "it's prom night in philadelphia."


Does anyone know what that means? I'm cracking up because 1) the image is hilarious and 2) the caption is confusing.

It means that WalterMitty is a racist.  A funny racist though.

[ChrisJG777]

Here's is one of me screwing with ChrisJG777:

The ultra moderate Jive Turkey Party (Howard Stern and Jesus H. Christ) wins an electoral landslide over the Democrats (Barack Obama and Joseph Biden) and the Republicans(Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin). Everybody wakes up the next day with hangovers and have the munchies. Snack vendors nationwide rejoice.

I like this prediction best, if only for the sheer absurdity of it (as things stand now).   

Well chances are pretty high it won't be laughed at in 3 years, haha.

I did say "as things stand now". 

When I said it won't be laughed at in 3 years, it's true. Everyone is laughing their asses off right now.

When you say "it's true", you're kind of implying you can predict the future.  The reality is that there is a reasonable chance that your prediction there won't happen at all, like all the others. 

You're just a mindless political hack!

If you say so.   

I've had it with you braindead bleedingheart uber liberal ACLU carryun sons of guns! Ya think that just cause your dream candidate won that evurythun is dayses un roses for u? Do ya! Well ya rong boi! This is Muricah! This is Muricah boy! We must secede ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEELVEN!!!!!!!! The Jive Turkey Party shall rise again!

You'll find that my economic views are quite incompatible with that of Liberalism, unlike yours. 

And you're quite sure it wasn't the other way round, hmm?   

[Хahar 🤔]

A couple posters have hit 25 posts (the requirement for joining Atlasia) and then basically stopped posting or posted at a CONSIDERABLY lessened pace. I'd appreciate it if the mods could give us some feedback here.

Well, one of them, Cindywho2212, hasn't been on the computer since that first day. She has children, so has a busy life, and doesn't find a lot of time on here. She couldn't stay on long tonight, but she hopes to post some more this upcoming weekend.

Hm, and you're in touch with all these people?

We know each other from an American Idol forum. She's a political addict, but kept getting banned from there, so I told her about this site.
She's the only member I know outside of Atlas.

[tmthforu94]

The last three are AMAZINGly good ones.  Hard to choose.  Jewish Con is probably my favorite of the group but I like Naso (reaganfan) alot.  Bayh 10 is too liberal for me but I think he will come around.  He is usually very nice and at least is open to fair disucssion of issues.  You dont get that with most here in the leftist echoe chamber.

Am I really a liberal???

[Sewer]

The last three are AMAZINGly good ones.  Hard to choose.  Jewish Con is probably my favorite of the group but I like Naso (reaganfan) alot.  Bayh 10 is too liberal for me but I think he will come around.  He is usually very nice and at least is open to fair disucssion of issues.  You dont get that with most here in the leftist echoe chamber.

Am I really a liberal???

No.

[Holmes]

Not being a hardcore conservative makes you an automatic liberal.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=97675.0

[Mechaman]

Here's is one of me screwing with ChrisJG777:

The ultra moderate Jive Turkey Party (Howard Stern and Jesus H. Christ) wins an electoral landslide over the Democrats (Barack Obama and Joseph Biden) and the Republicans(Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin). Everybody wakes up the next day with hangovers and have the munchies. Snack vendors nationwide rejoice.

I like this prediction best, if only for the sheer absurdity of it (as things stand now).   

Well chances are pretty high it won't be laughed at in 3 years, haha.

I did say "as things stand now". 

When I said it won't be laughed at in 3 years, it's true. Everyone is laughing their asses off right now.

When you say "it's true", you're kind of implying you can predict the future.  The reality is that there is a reasonable chance that your prediction there won't happen at all, like all the others. 

You're just a mindless political hack!

If you say so.   

I've had it with you braindead bleedingheart uber liberal ACLU carryun sons of guns! Ya think that just cause your dream candidate won that evurythun is dayses un roses for u? Do ya! Well ya rong boi! This is Muricah! This is Muricah boy! We must secede ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEELVEN!!!!!!!! The Jive Turkey Party shall rise again!

You'll find that my economic views are quite incompatible with that of Liberalism, unlike yours. 

And you're quite sure it wasn't the other way round, hmm?   

Damn you Chris, damn you!

[Sewer]

Seat in montana legislature = stepping stone to te presidency.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Collins or Snowe would struggle there.
If Obama lets all the illegal immigrants gain citizenship, that will produce huge numbers for Democrats in the Southwest. Texas would be a toss-up state, possibly lean Obama.

OMG you know what?  I could see him trying to weasle some thing like this through. automatic citizenship for illegals and a free ride to the polls.  wow...that would be similar to how Kennedy stole the 1960 election with daileys "help".  DemocRATs are scary.

Coburn's posts increasingly remind me of Grassley's tweets.