Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Lunar]

All the New England states are homogenous blobs of white people

[YRABNNRM]

F*** you all.  Mississippi has made a far greater impact on American culture than any other state when you consider population.

That isn't funny, that's true.

The truth has nothing to do with why it's funny.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

FÜCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashes beer can on forehead*

[Joe Republic]

I'm sorry but is that a woman?

I'm sorry, were you perhaps hoping to see a little lump where the vagina should have been?

A tumor?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You could post just about any of Duke or Einzige's replies to Phil in that thread here. The best is when Duke basically defends himself by saying "I'm a troll".

[Meeker]

Just re-vote.

Just like we did in Florida?

There's a difference. Bush never trailed in Florida, so Gore has no rightful claim.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd say that argument has actually topped anything Naso has ever said in the "Laughably dumb arguments" category.

[Associate Justice PiT]

At this moment the Act is passing 7-0 with 3 senators having not voted.  I think this truly shows this Senate's willingness to compromise.

     Followed immediately by:

Nay

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

PA was an absolute fluke, and it's still hard for me to imagine that McCain actually won a majority of CDs there (even though PA-03 is very very borderline and it's not even for sure that McCain won there).  It is not in any way a GOP gerrymader.

[Lunar]

lol @ wikipedia

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[Associate Justice PiT]

lol @ wikipedia

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     That really is a classic example of what wikipedia is not supposed to say.

[Lunar]

But I would be happy with a President Romney, or even a King Romney.

[Landslide Lyndon]

     I'd hold my nose & vote for the three conservatives, though it would be much easier if they threw Stark under the bus, seriously.

Stark isn't a conservative, but apart from that I agree with you.

I am a CENTRIST!

I don't have credibility issues, therefore I don't require 'proof'.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Sources are telling me a 4-6 point win for Murphy tonight...

"Sources"?

The Final Predictions thread.

[Јas]

what a lovely glass house you have here

doubleplusgood

[Lunar]

http://www.politico.com/blogs/scorecard/0309/Unusual_GOTV_from_Tedisco.html

[Psychic Octopus]

But I would be happy with a President Romney, or even a King Romney.

That's a disturbing thought.

[Meeker]

Is she sitting on a dead horse?

Click for context. I can't quite put my finger on why I find this so funny.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Good news for John McCain.

Oh, does the report also uncover 193 missing electoral votes?

[dead0man]

Officepark to answer your question.  It's actually simple in that Px75 is just like 98% of the other posters on here.

Remind me why you post here again.

Actually if you've been paying attention I don't post here anymore.

[??????????]

The stimulus wasn't big enough.

[Lunar]

Einzige, I won't bother to continue to respond after this.

It's funny because it's probably not true.


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[Keystone Phil]

Einzige, I won't bother to continue to respond after this.

It's funny because it's probably not true.

Yeah, you're right. His comments are too precious to ignore. Like this charming description...

I'm blatantly pointing out the holes in your un-logic, you bleeding twat.

And I'm going to keep throwing them in until you stop deserving them and your balls drop.

[Eraserhead]

Einzige would be a decent enough poster if he could control himself.

[Lunar]

FUNNY STUFF ONLY PLEASE