Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Meeker]

I didn't know this thread was entitled "Comedy and Whining Goldmine".

We're only human,

No you're not. You're f****t.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     LOL at how concisely ilikeverin owned Coburn's wall-o-text.

They were savages intent on mass murder of white settlers so we defended ourselves.

Bullshit.  They weren't savages, first of all.  Second of all, we came in and took their land; they were the ones defending themselves.  Finally, we're the ones who committed mass murder, not the Indians.

Another product of a government education. Great. 

First, it is true some bad things were done to the indians on ocassion. The worst had to be what the Spanish explorers allowed to happen but they were just so shocked by the human sacrifice and mass butchery of the Aztecs and Incas they over reactions.

 But second, countless times the indians murdered white women and children.  I am talking about in north america like the Pilgrim times and the French and Indian war.  We had every right to settle here and yes, some times land was wrongly stolen.  But lots of these indians were nomads who left their land for long periods.  Others were just stagnating and not developing.  Progress is a good thing not a bad thing.  Liberals want you to believe it is bad but white Europeans brougth progress to America.

And now the indians are on the welfare dole AND raking in the bucks with their casino gambling.  Favored minority status...hmmm...who really came out on top?

Please stick to facts

[dead0man]

Wait....is "f****t" offensive again?

[Platypus]

Wait....is "f****t" offensive again?

yeah, we tried the whole word reclamation thing, and it worked for dyke, queer and fairy, but not for f****t.

[Marokai Backbeat]

This probably shouldn't be funny, but it made me laugh, so..

Speaking of Sotomayor's diabetes...

Can anyone tell me why anyone ought to care about this? I saw on the CNN ticker that diabetes groups are praising her appointment. Uh...what exactly are they saying? "We are glad a Supreme Court Justice will finally have to use an insulin pump. That is all."

[dead0man]

Wait....is "f****t" offensive again?

yeah, we tried the whole word reclamation thing, and it worked for dyke, queer and fairy, but not for f****t.

Well that sucks.  I hate "off limits" words.

[Lunar]

there's only a couple left

[dead0man]

There will always be the "worst word in the English language".


edit-and by that I mean "n" of course

[Landslide Lyndon]

What's wrong with homophobia?  If you say I can't hate someone just because they're a homosexual, then you're a racist.

Actually no, because I wouldn't be hating you because of your race but rather your stupid, inane views on a group of people.

My views are hardly stupid or inane.  I don't like gays because they refuse to worship life, wrap themselves into political webs, and are generally hate-filled, vindictive, and intolerant.

My position is well-informed and based in the facts.  Yours is not.  However, I respect your views, however misinformed they are.  I am the true liberal here.  You are just a pale imitation of the "bigots" you so hate.

You make Republican look bad, are you sure your not Sarah Palin's little brother?

I was unaware that Sarah Palin had a little brother.  But is it not my right to not like gay people?  Come to think of it, I like happy people and most gay people I meet aren't very happy (usually because they're sick with AIDS). 

[Sensei]

have a look at that cheese, snowguy, and tell me your stomach will thank you for it.

Most people outside of Pennsylvania don't eat it with 'processed cheese food' on it.  You can put any kind of cheese you like on it.

I don't even know that most people here eat it with processed cheese on it. I think American cheese is the most popular choice.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I think a more interesting question would be, do you sh**t in the shower?

You know, for someone who claims to be Mr. Straight Machoman, you sure have one hell of an anal infatuation.

[Sensei]

P.S: As this is a FOOTball thread and it being the day it is, I will merely add one more thing, a sort of necessary evil to ward off even eviler spirits:

Haha, good call. I was going to put this in the European Football thread but it's fine here.

I, too, support Barcelona today mainly because of my strong, strong distaste for this "man"...

[Meeker]

BENJAMIN ABSALOM CONSTINE
MAY 3, 1993 - OCTOBER, 2086
LOVING FATHER, HUSBAND, GRANDFATHER, GREAT-GRANDFATHER
"THE LORD IS MY SHEPERD"

Read the whole thread for context...

[Sensei]

It would really suck having a misspelling on your epitaph, like "sheperd".

[Alcon]

Is a "GPorter" some kind of urinal-shower apparatus?

Click for context.  Or don't.  It really doesn't matter.

[Meeker]

Sensei's response was just as great.

[Bacon King]

Is a "GPorter" some kind of urinal-shower apparatus?

[Keystone Phil]

Click for context...

I am basically a social conservative maybe a little more to the left of the republican party though.

[War on Want]

OK, let me explain.

One of the purposes of marriage is to bring children into the world, children who will have a father and a mother. 

Now, I realize that we are not living in an ideal world, at least not at this point in time. 

Therefore, obviously, all children born will not have a father and a mother to raise them and to love them.  Some are raised by gay couples, some are raised by single parents, some are raised by others.  That's just a fact of life in society.

But, all things considered, the most ideal situation for children born into this world would be for them to have a loving mother and a loving father, to nurture them, to teach them, to raise them, and to love them. 

Oh, I know, I know, everyone knows gay couples who are better parents than any heterosexual parents they know, blah, blah, blah.  We've heard it all before, so don't bother.

Like I said, we are not living in an ideal world.  Your point is well taken that not all married heterosexual couples will have children, obviously.  On the other hand, no homosexual couples, together, will have a child, ever.  Have, as in procreate.  Anyone want to dispute this?  Good luck.

Now, we all know some gay couples, a gay male couple or a gay female couple, will adopt, where eligible.  Some gay women will get pregnant, by natural means or artificially, and some gay men and gay women will bring a child from a previous relationship into their relationship with their gay partner.  This is how gay couples obtain children.  I do not believe in gay adoption, but whatever.

I agree, nobody has a right to tell people how to live their lives, however, the radical gay movement seems to like to tell the rest of the country how to redefine marriage. 

Your point is...

I thought it was pretty obvious.

No, not really. You just stated facts and then stupid opinions that seem very baseless. Marriage doesn't exist for procreation anymore. The times they are a changin.

Thank you for your puerile commentary on my profound discourse.

Apparently Winfield is "profound" now.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Impossible. Romney is unbeatable in General Elections.

The funniest part is, that was right after he said....

Romney is between Conservative and Moderate. He would have lost to Obama. I know that. It was a bad atmoshphere for just about any Republican. Colin Powell might have made it interesting, but he supported Obama, so that was out of the question.

[Sewer]

A similar argument could be made for Negroes.

At least Mein Kampf has some educational merit.

[Keystone Phil]

Adam Lambert is very flamboyant. In fact, in the next "Rolling Stone", he is supposed to announce he's gay. He wear's guy liner. He doesn't seem like someone who would be "religious". As I was looking on his Wikipedia, I read that, which was interesting, since I never would have guessed it. I don't get what the purpose of this is. Jewish people are amazing. Israel is amazing, and I support Israel 110%. But, I'm not Jewish.

[Sewer]

I only support legalizing the slaughter of children 5 and older.

[MaxQue]

I couldn't survive without my iPod. It even has a name. Almonzo It's black, and JEWISH.

[War on Want]

If he wants more moderates then why didn't he vote for McCain?

Because McCain didn't run as a moderate.

Correct. He ran as a Democrat.