Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[RIP Robert H Bork]

If he wants more moderates then why didn't he vote for McCain?

Because McCain didn't run as a moderate.

Correct. He ran as a Democrat.

I was about to post that one myself.

Oh well, still hilarious.

[King]

Why does the "2010 Elections" board exist?

Another government make-work program for Supersoulty.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Mines 96% accurate.

Where does one go to test their gaydar?

A gathering of congressional Republicans.

[Sensei]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Neg.    Racist left wing judge as if we don't already have enough of those in this country.

What she's going to say next  if there's a racial discrimination case...... Mexican people are harder workers then whites and blacks?

Awful choice for SCJ.

Zell Miller knows how to use the Internet! Who'da thunk it?

[Landslide Lyndon]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Hey, be careful my friend. I posted the same thing a couple of pages back and was reprimanded by Gustaf.

[Lief 🗽]

Why does the "2010 Elections" board exist?

Another government make-work program for Supersoulty.

haha, and they said he'd jumped the shark

[bgwah]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Hey, be careful my friend. I posted the same thing a couple of pages back and was reprimanded by Gustaf.

lol! Why do you care what Gustaf says?

[Landslide Lyndon]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Hey, be careful my friend. I posted the same thing a couple of pages back and was reprimanded by Gustaf.

lol! Why do you care what Gustaf says?

I don't. I was trying to be facetious.

[Gustaf]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Hey, be careful my friend. I posted the same thing a couple of pages back and was reprimanded by Gustaf.

I see you didn't get my point.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I see you didn't get my point.

That you consider calling someone a f****t a legitimate argument?

[Gustaf]

I see you didn't get my point.

That you consider calling someone a f****t a legitimate argument?

Posting someone's reply to one's own post in an argument is poor form, regardless of what else is said in the posts. I didn't have any objection to someone else posting it.

[Sewer]

It's surprising a church allows him in there.

It's more surprising they let in the assassin and terrorist

But where can we put this terrorist? Do we really want him in our backyards?

[King]

I see you didn't get my point.

That you consider calling someone a f****t a legitimate argument?

Posting someone's reply to one's own post in an argument is poor form, regardless of what else is said in the posts. I didn't have any objection to someone else posting it.

It appears this Goldmine is being remilitarized.

[Vepres]

I found this amusing.

In 10 words or less, explain why I should support your candidacy.

Obviously 10 words or less is impossible.

I will help draft and introduce any legislation by any citizen
My office will be open to recommendations and ideas
I will be happy to discuss any of my votes
I'll vote my conscience and principles, but with the interests of the Northeast in mind

I don't want a senator that believes something is impossible. I'll wait to see if another candidate arises before I give my support.

[Sewer]

Her lack of a penis makes her a weak conservative, but because she doesn't have the balls that Snowe does, she's no moderate.

[Bacon King]

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[Marokai Backbeat]

FF. In fact, Phil's so dreamy that it's a wonder his name isn't Phil Jonas.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Not very emo. For starters you're using capital letters.

Dont you mean not very Walter-Mitty of me?

[Keystone Phil]

Too funny...

   Raoul you are suppose to use a comma with those descriptions.

[YRABNNRM]

HI! KEYSTONE PHIL HERE FOR THE ATLAS FORUM. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY FRIEND BILLY. HE'S GREAT.

Oh and . . .

FF, although he has the most annoying voice I've heard in a long time.  That's probably part of his attractiveness, though.

[Keystone Phil]

Pure. Gold.

aren't you suppose to poop like once a week?

No

really? hmm that is odd.

[Purple State]

^^^ But not this?

i sincerely hope the next poll is:

are your stools pencil-thin or robust and round?

[Keystone Phil]

^^^ But not this?

i sincerely hope the next poll is:

are your stools pencil-thin or robust and round?

That was good, too, but I'm sure the actual thread will be even better.

[Purple State]

^^^ But not this?

i sincerely hope the next poll is:

are your stools pencil-thin or robust and round?

That was good, too, but I'm sure the actual thread will be even better.

Ask and you shall receive:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96745.0