Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

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[Bacon King]

I think the internet needs an age limit

I agree.  Frankly I'm sick of JSojourner, Torie, muon2 et al polluting our lovely forum with their incessant potty mouthing and general time-wasting.

We could also set the limit to be anything before one minute before your birthday to anything after one minute after your birthday

Awesome, I'd love to be the only poster on the forum.  It'd be like that time I woke up in a hospital and the whole city was deserted and then oh wait that was 28 Days Later.

I was going to put this in the Comedy Goldmine thread but then I realized it was already in the Comedy Goldmine thread.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Change mine to Bi (R)

Just saw the Jonas Brothers for the first time today?

[Keystone Phil]

Cohen's gotta have da soul power!  He need to eat some more fried chickens, collard green and grits.  Then maybe he'll survive the primary.

[Bono]

Barney Frank is highly interested in the post a picture of yourself thread.

[YRABNNRM]

Yesterday, or maybe the day before, I watched "27 Dresses" and "What Happens in Vegas". Both are good, drama-filled movies.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I was about to post exactly what Andrew just did.

[Lunar]

Adlai Stevenson XI -- homeless veteran; high school dropout

context natch

[Joe Republic]

After the Air Force, I have my eyes on maybe a state Senate seat, then hopefully making it to the U.S. Senate

Gonna run on your heroic service manning that radar station, are you?

[Keystone Phil]

Obviously both 'hot' and beautiful, as seen in the photo, and far out of the league of any of her critics here. 

It is interesting that an Irish 'lass' was in the Iranian 'protests', though...

Maybe she's a Irsh-Iranian ?

[RI]

Ronald Reagan or Dubya

[YRABNNRM]

On Tim Kaine's future . . .

nobody here seems to remember that he is DNC Chairman...

and he is probably secretary-treasurer of his local lions club.

what was a i thinking...

[Marokai Backbeat]

An oldie:

Anybody But Roosevelt!  That socialist.

[Lunar]

Virginia is still a Republican state.

[King]

This belongs more in the wtfmine, but until we establish one...

What if I fellate my own penis? Is that gay or straight?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

[Keystone Phil]

One's a monumental douchebag and the other needs to grow up and notice that there's more to life than being an uber sensitive whinging political hack on a substandard internet forum. Especially at 20 or however old he is.

Go out, have fun, do drugs, get rejected by girls, become a massive cynic, become dependent on coke fiend hookers for any semblance of love. It's the way to go. I think BFTD needs to have a word.

Phil's on a path to being a low level smarmy cheap suit wearing gofer for the RNC. He'll probably try to run for something or other at 35 and will inevitable get turned away and told to know his place. A foot soldier for the RNC. A grass roots activist. Or in real world terms a door mat there to copy fliers and fetch some shiny suited ditto head a latte. Then he'll probably turn into J. J..

What a sad waste of a young life.

Being added for the numerous contradictions.

[Sewer]

Worse that cancer. Worse than AIDS. Worse than a a combination of cancer and AIDS. And paedophilia.

Okay, maybe not paedophilia, but he's definitely worse than statutory rape, but only when there's only a couple of years or so between the 2 people involved.

[Landslide Lyndon]

FF 

I think we are about the same in terms of many hating us.  But like me, I bet you get more than a few private messages from republicans urging us to keep up the good fight.  They are hesitant to support us because they don't want to lose popularity.

The conservatives who the liberals fear the most are those of us who dont give a sh**t about being popular here.  You, me, DWTL vander, Jmfst and a couple of others.  The rest will come around.  They love this country too much to stay silent for long.

thanks
 if you have AIM talk to me. it's in my profile

I did but I kept getting death threats and other insults from liberals here.

[Keystone Phil]

Funny because it's confusing...

It's still rape if you don't get consent.  Period.  So until you build a machine that can read the mind of your goat, no dice.

F$$K!!!!!!    ASS!!!!!!

[ChrisJG777]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

[Hash]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

A lot of people on here don't. Most people in North America don't either.

[ChrisJG777]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

A lot of people on here don't. Most people in North America don't either.

Indeed...

[Keystone Phil]

naso, can we get a mike rounds update w/pics?

kthnx.

[Keystone Phil]

Hold on...hold on...we have an ownage update...

naso, can we get a mike rounds update w/pics?

kthnx.

How's Governor McAuliffe doing?