Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[bgwah]

On Sanford's (then) mysterious trip to Argentina

Wow,this guy is definitely...interesting.

Good for him, really I mean it. It shows that he's not a typical stuck up politician. I don't see anything wrong with getting away from things a while to clear your head. People react differently to stressful situations.

[Sewer]

[??????????]

Aren't you and Al similar enough already?

Perhaps that's where Al really went? To kill Sam Spade and assume his identity?

He told me that he was going to do that same thing to you, but he said he couldn't keep up being an asshole for the rest of his life.

[YRABNNRM]

does this help or hurt mike rounds?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

People are being a little too harsh on Sanford.  He was just getting ready for a presidential run by getting some experience in foreign affairs!

[Holmes]

People are being a little too harsh on Sanford.  He was just getting ready for a presidential run by getting some experience in foreign affairs!

I will treasure this quote for the rest of my life.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It's universally known that Obama has done some things that Americans strongly disagree with. Even at my college, the majority of people were critical of him. Yet, polls show most Americans approve.

A "majority of people" are critical of him. Thanks, NASO Opinion Institute.

[Verily]

In the literal sense, possibly.  I'm not altogether that keen on hiking.

In the metaphorical sense, only if he pays for the plane ticket to Argentina.

[paul718]

You want to know the real reason why Mitt benefits the most from this?



Unlike Palin, he has a perfect and prototypical family life.

You want to know the real reason why Mitt benefits the most from this?

who's the black guy?

Rob:  Shhhhh

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What if I fellate my own penis? Is that gay or straight?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

My opinion was HP before there was even a whisper of scandal.  It went from neutral to HP with his stimulus stunt.  (Referring to the financial stimulus, which preceded publication of the Argentine stimulus.)

[Sewer]

Iranian TV:  "Michael Jackson coverted to Islam today and was praying to the 12th Imam in the name of Allah when he was punched in the heart by a Jewish intruder and died shortly afterward when Jewish doctors refused to treat him.   May peace be upon him."

young boys and monkeys are now safer

[YRABNNRM]

The Pink Elephant is reporting that Jackson was seen being sped away in the back of a Hearst driven by Elvis.

How many more jokes will the Born-Again make about a death that occurred only a few hours ago?  That's 3 so far.  You're on a roll.

Well, now that I have quoted you, that makes 4.

But, is there some required time period I'm should wait before cracking jokes?  The dude, after all, was a complete fruitcake.

That's Christian love for you.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Well, according to Obama we shouldn't be meddling in another nations affairs. Unless it's Israel, then it's ok for Obama to tell them to not build settlements.

But with the settlements, two nations are involved.

Arguable.

By Israeli law all settlements, except for some neighborhoods annexed to Jerusalem and the Golan Heights, are not located in Israel.  From the Israeli official standpoint, Israel runs a military occupation regime there and the government (in Israeli-controlled areas) is under the Ministry of Defense. No attempt has ever been made to annex those areas. So, at least from the standpoint of Israeli law, these areas are not part of Israel. Do you know of any other state or official entity, that, actualy, considers these to be part of Israel?

yeah, I personally know the King of Kings, Christ Jesus, and he considers them part of Israel.

[Sensei]

No quieren saberlo.

[King]

no update from wikipedia yet - is this confirmed?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Rumor has it that on her death bed she asked God to help the children of the world.




...which would explain Micheal Jackson dying a few hours later.

[Landslide Lyndon]

God it'll be cool to talk  baseball with him

Bunning is a senile old cook; you might as well try to talk baseball with Ty Cobb.

No thanks. Bunning is better.

[??????????]

Hell, I think Rachel Maddow is a true beauty.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

J.J. - While flipping a coin 1000 times he got distracted by the Bradley effect and was washed away in a Johnstown flood.

[Verily]

The last time I tried to flirt with a waitress, I asked her how many cubic inches the pizza was.  She gave me a blank stare, and I gave up trying to flirt with waitresses.

[Vepres]

Oh good lord, this must be the most stupid sexist thread ever. I cannot believe threads like these are allowed here. What kind of weirdos would even respond to this...


          ... but anyway since you asked. Yeah I think nice looking waiters are a plus and can definatley improve my oppinion of a place. Of course it only plays a very minor part in why I like or dislike a place.   

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Discussing Hawaii:

The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.

[tmthforu94]

Discussing Hawaii:

The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.

That wasn't funny...

[Eraserhead]

Discussing Hawaii:

The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.

That wasn't funny...

Correct, it was just ignorant.