Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Sensei]

The Phil/Harry blood vendetta is quite enthralling.

Phil cycles through archnemeses a lot. First it was Flyers, then me, then Marokai, now it seems to be Harry.

I don't know why you keep patting yourself on the back with this stuff after I've told you before that you were never an archnemeses of mine. I don't care nearly enough to have any dope here as an archnemeses.

Marokai cares more than enough to make you an nemesis, though.

[7,052,770]

Phil and I are not nemeses.

[Keystone Phil]

You used to argue with me more than anyone else on the forum, especially over Santorum.

Ok, 1) I doubt you have any hard evidence to back that up and 2) that doesn't make you an archnemeses so, again, stop patting yourself on the back. You weren't an archnemeses. This is the third time I've said it now.

Marokai cares more than enough to make you an nemesis, though.

Eh, that's nice.

You forgot Fezzyfestoon between Marokai and Harry.

Nah

Phil and I are not nemeses.

The first wise thing you've said in awhile. 






Anyway, back to the funny...

This is pretty big.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/7/4/749802/-Broken:-Honduras.-Quits-the-OAS

My dick is even bigger.

[Governor PiT]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

[Sensei]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

[opebo]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

Nah, the profile was created in 2004. It is DEFINATLY him.

Why?  Did we date?

[King]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

Nah, the profile was created in 2004. It is DEFINATLY him.

Why?  Did we date?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

Nah, the profile was created in 2004. It is DEFINATLY him.

Why?  Did we date?

[Marokai Backbeat]

And in a related story, Biden checks the gas tank in his car with a lit sparkler to see if he has enough fuel to get to the beach.   

[Sensei]

Yes

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Looks like you've got to get them removed before they ruin your bottom teeth. Maybe you should see a tooth doctor.

I thought it was amusing he said "tooth doctor" instead of "dentist"

[King]

Admit it.....she doesn't know you're here.

um... ya she does. and she thinks that I SHOULD be on here you twit.

Let's show her some opebo posts and we'll see what she thinks.

and before that happens I'll clobber you in two.

[Sewer]

Osama Bin Laden made a campaign broadcast from an undisclosed location, offering the American people Universal healthcare, tax cuts, and "slaughtering the infidels".

[Sewer]

Oscar

If that is his name, I like it!!!!

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Oscar

If that is his name, I like it!!!!

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile.

[opebo]

Oscar

If that is his name, I like it!!!!

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile.

It is kind of funny though not very related to me, as I have never evidenced any desire to 'have friends'.

[Sewer]

Oscar

If that is his name, I like it!!!!

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile.

It is kind of funny though not very related to me, as I have never evidenced any desire to 'have friends'.

...

[Sewer]

[Хahar 🤔]

Prove it.


Idiocy is no reason for a ban. That's what the "ignore" function is for. (Though I don't actually currently have him on ignore.)

yeah, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

That's why I drew one. Right across my post.

I'm no racist.  I do not hate all Muslims. Only Palestinians.

[Joe Republic]

[Meeker]

I'm pretty sure that was intentional.

[Joe Republic]

I'm pretty sure that was intentional.

Of course.  No less funny.

[Хahar 🤔]

I was hoping someone would notice that.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I was hoping someone would notice that.

    Yeah, that's a pretty good one.