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Marokai Backbeat
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« Reply #850 on: July 13, 2009, 09:53:49 PM »
Yeah.. kind of disturbing..
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« Reply #851 on: July 13, 2009, 10:13:00 PM »
throw up on me

I'm gonna try to use that now. I don't know if it'll last though.
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« Reply #852 on: July 13, 2009, 10:52:51 PM »
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"
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« Reply #853 on: July 13, 2009, 11:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 13, 2009, 10:52:51 PM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

Well, what was his answer?
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« Reply #854 on: July 13, 2009, 11:55:05 PM »
I refrain from saying what's on my mind.
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« Reply #855 on: July 14, 2009, 12:37:39 AM »
Quote from: indepoderate on July 13, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 13, 2009, 10:52:51 PM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

Well, what was his answer?

I forget. I heard the story from someone. I wasn't there. I think Person B was just dumbfounded.


Roll Eyes

The worst kind of trolling because I guarantee it's some attack on me. Sad, pathetic child.
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« Reply #856 on: July 14, 2009, 12:39:43 AM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 13, 2009, 10:52:51 PM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

Could Person A also be labeled 'Nike Maso', and Person B 'Ike Massad'?
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« Reply #857 on: July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on July 14, 2009, 12:39:43 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 13, 2009, 10:52:51 PM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

Could Person A also be labeled 'Nike Maso', and Person B 'Ike Massad'?

LOL

No, no, no. These were people from my high school.
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« Reply #858 on: July 14, 2009, 12:54:15 AM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".
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« Reply #859 on: July 14, 2009, 12:58:33 AM »
Quote from: Mechman on July 14, 2009, 12:54:15 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

Oh...ok.
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« Reply #860 on: July 14, 2009, 01:00:23 AM »
Love is in the air.
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« Reply #861 on: July 14, 2009, 01:37:56 AM »
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
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« Reply #862 on: July 14, 2009, 04:48:08 AM »
Quote from: Mechman on July 14, 2009, 12:54:15 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

     Re-posting this for goldmine purposes.
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« Reply #863 on: July 14, 2009, 09:14:14 AM »
Quote from: str8 up baller on July 14, 2009, 07:57:17 AM
Quote from: opebo on July 14, 2009, 05:08:56 AM
Quote from: Torie on July 13, 2009, 10:26:03 PM
We have this nostalgia ... with with mass production technology (rather than custom manufactured stuff like we have more of now),

We don't have much 'custom' manufactured stuff at all, Torie.  All that innovation talk is just business school mumbo jumbo.  We still make just a few big things for consumption - cars, houses, food/clothes, and services relating to conflict, illness, and death.  What has happened is not that manufacturing has changed, just that it has been moved to slave states.   This is a very good move for owners but makes most people miserable and has the side effect of creating a dearth of demand which destroys the economic system.

Quote from: Torie on July 13, 2009, 10:26:03 PM
There ..."golden age" ... the standard of living then even for the working stiffs was considerably less than it is now, particularly considering all the amenities we  currently enjoy, and most folks have, like cell phones, that did not exist then.

Totally wrongheaded right-wing talking point there Torie, I'm afraid.  A microwave and a mobile phone does not make up for security and lifetime wellbeing.  Life is still about social position, security, being able to afford a house and car, education and rearing for 2-3 kids, health care, and a pension/retirement.  All of those things are less available now to working class people than they were in the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

Yes, in return for their economic disenfranchisement they get a stupid computer machine.  This is nothing, and in any case would have occurred even without the political changes that destroyed the working class.


Of course you do, you're a privileged.


Opebo =  One of the greatest economic minds this forum has.. maybe even this country.
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« Reply #864 on: July 14, 2009, 09:20:38 AM »
Quote from: Mechman on July 14, 2009, 12:54:15 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

......ok, good luck with all of that
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« Reply #865 on: July 14, 2009, 10:12:39 AM »
Quote from: Vice-Chairman PiT on July 14, 2009, 04:48:08 AM
Quote from: Mechman on July 14, 2009, 12:54:15 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 14, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

     Re-posting this for goldmine purposes.
Lemmee echo that sentiment.
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« Reply #866 on: July 14, 2009, 10:23:30 AM »
Phil's reply is even better.
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« Reply #867 on: July 15, 2009, 10:14:42 PM »
First of all, shame on you guys for letting the Goldmine fall to page 2.

Quote from: StatesRights on July 15, 2009, 08:42:21 PM
Quote from: v0031 on July 15, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
It's so hot. Nowhere for me to go fishing.

No more river dolphins to catch either. Sad
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« Reply #868 on: July 15, 2009, 11:15:35 PM »
Regarding SpongeBob Squarepants:

Quote from: opebo on July 15, 2009, 02:25:42 PM
... the complete lack of animated depiction of heterosexual fornication tend to suggest an atmosphere of homosexuality.
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« Reply #869 on: July 15, 2009, 11:20:36 PM »
Hey jerk, you left out the best one. Tongue

Quote from: opebo on July 15, 2009, 02:25:42 PM
Spongebob, his fat friend, and that dick-nosed character all seem pretty gay to me..or at least not as gender-defined as the bible would like.
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« Reply #870 on: July 15, 2009, 11:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Blue Opebo on July 11, 2009, 05:57:40 PM
Eisenhower may of had some German ancestry but he was a traitor to to his people for his role in a plan to extermine the German people
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« Reply #871 on: July 16, 2009, 01:15:39 AM »
Self-parody?

Quote from: StatesRights on July 16, 2009, 12:46:52 AM
Quote from: dead0man on July 16, 2009, 12:38:09 AM
Considering how many German Americans we have and how few of our Presidents have been German Americans, I think we're due for a string of 4 or 5 of them.

We've had a Kenyan born president, so hey, why not?
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« Reply #872 on: July 16, 2009, 01:24:01 AM »
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« Reply #873 on: July 16, 2009, 04:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Randy Jones's Salad Bar on July 16, 2009, 01:15:39 AM
Self-parody?

Quote from: StatesRights on July 16, 2009, 12:46:52 AM
Quote from: dead0man on July 16, 2009, 12:38:09 AM
Considering how many German Americans we have and how few of our Presidents have been German Americans, I think we're due for a string of 4 or 5 of them.

We've had a Kenyan born president, so hey, why not?

What do you mean? It seems like a pretty natural response...
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« Reply #874 on: July 16, 2009, 04:25:09 AM »
I don't get it.
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