Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He's a retard, but that doesn't deserve mod review

And your an annoying pest who gets offended more then the average teenage girl 

The truth can be funny too

[Verily]

Well since I doubt Ellen ever had such dark hair, I'm going to guess  it's Maddow that looked like a handsome dude already back then. She hasn't really changed that much either.



 

That's actually Rudy Giuliani

That one's great. It would go in "Best of the Goldmine", if we ever had one.

[Bono]

I wanted to pick option 2, but picked 1 by accident =/


Gays do not repulse me, actually some turn me on.

[King]

JC reached that Bob Dole level of "Post Directly Into the Goldmine Plz" upon his "final" days.

[RI]

We sent Bill Clinton to pick up two women?  Well at least we picked the right man for the job.  Go get 'em Bill!

Apparently their scheme to evade taxes was not designed intelligently enough.

Is this natural selection at work?

[Landslide Lyndon]

or




Is this even a question?

Well, the white girl certainly defeats the photobucket "upgrade" symbol.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Both pictures are visible.

[MaxQue]

Both pictures are visible.

No

[MaxQue]

Ayotte is still looking to have a primary from what's her name, Ovidie or something, a former GOP governor candidate, while Hodes seems to have a straight shot

But look at how much she lost by!

https://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/state.php?year=1996&fips=33&f=1&off=5&elect=0

I doubt she will be serious.

For the record, Ovide Lamontagne, is a French name. And a men, too, stop refering to him with ''She''.

[Joe Republic]

That was a grave forum faux pas, MaxQue. 

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This book has the promise of becoming the greatest political pronouncement of all time.

[The Mikado]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=100409.0

He could have saved himself half an hour of typing and just written: "Please put me on mod review."

[Alexander Hamilton]

Both pictures are visible.

No

Someone using Internet Explorer?

[Ebowed]

Both pictures are visible.

No

Someone using Internet Explorer?

It's probably visible to you because your browser has it cached.  For anyone else downloading it for the first time, they receive a friendly notice telling them to stop leaching bandwidth.

[Vepres]

Does anyone believe in this theory that the world will either end or something really bad will happen on December 21, 2012?

12/21/12 - "President Obama, closing out the last of his term after being defeated in his re-election run, issues pardons for the remaining handful of detainees at Gitmo."

[Marokai Backbeat]

What a fat ass.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Top 4 : Oregon, Nevada, New Jersey, and shockingly Vermont

[Kaine for Senate '18]

When Stark compares Sotomayor with Hitler, does this mean that he actually approves of Sotomayor?

[King]

Top 4 : Oregon, Nevada, New Jersey, and shockingly Vermont

Israel, Ireland, Russia, and the Dominican? What a terrible taste in countries.

[Bacon King]

Having been on this forum for quite some time, I've taken the liberty to compile the authoritative list of the smartest, dumbest, and most annoying posters.  Enjoy.

The Smartest
These are the posters we can't do without.  Some of their posts ought to be required reading.  Note that disagreeing with any of these posters at any time guarantees you a spot on the "dumbest" list.  In no particular order, they are:

Gustaf
John Ford
Mr. Moderate (next to Sam Spade, the only fag on the list)
Sam Spade
Vander Blubb
Vorlon

The Dumbest
The most common breed on the Atlas forum, the dumbest posters are usually liberal Democrats, though this party by no means has a monopoly on stupid.  A complete list of the dumbest posters would exceed the maximum word count, but the most noteworthy dumbs are:

Alexander Hamilton (wasn't going on the list, but I saw he disagreed with John Ford, so on the list he goes)
Bandit
Dave Leip
Evilmexicandictator
Gporter (dipsh**t)
Jewish Conservative (a stupid, Republican Jew?  Now I've seen everything)
Josh4Bush (more like Josh 4 dick)
Marokai Blue
Nclib
Tommy1776C
Any women posters
Anyone posting from China

Most Annoying

benconstine
kljackson
Xahar (Muslim bitch)

That about wraps it up.  If I left you out and you want to be categorized, just tell me, but you should probably stop making such forgettable posts.  If you don't like being put on the 'dumbest' list, feel free to bitch and moan about it.  Note that there are some posters who don't fit neatly into any category, such as those who are intelligent but have stupid politics (opebo).  Also feel free to make your own list, even though it won't be as authoritative and no one will read it.

[Sensei]

SMARTEST (No Order)
BenConstine
Tmthforu94
FloridaRepub
Coburn in 2012
Josh4Bush (Devilman88)
GPorter
ElecotralJew

LOL at these people being in any sort of "smartest" list on this forum.

emphasis added

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

SMARTEST (No Order)
BenConstine
Tmthforu94
FloridaRepub
Coburn in 2012
Josh4Bush (Devilman88)
GPorter
ElecotralJew

LOL at these people being in any sort of "smartest" list on this forum.

emphasis added

That was a good one.

[MaxQue]

SMARTEST (No Order)
BenConstine
Tmthforu94
FloridaRepub
Coburn in 2012
Josh4Bush (Devilman88)
GPorter
ElecotralJew

LOL at these people being in any sort of "smartest" list on this forum.

emphasis added

Well, you could have emphasised more names in the list.

[fezzyfestoon]

SMARTEST (No Order)
BenConstine
Tmthforu94
FloridaRepub
Coburn in 2012
Josh4Bush (Devilman88)
GPorter
ElecotralJew

LOL at these people being in any sort of "smartest" list on this forum.

emphasis added

Damn, I was about to post that!  That's a good one.

[Meeker]

Nelson isn't a strong incumbent. His opponent was Katherine Harris in 2006.