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« Reply #1175 on: August 25, 2009, 09:02:43 PM »

Scratch that. I'm  gonna go Constitution party on y'all.
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« Reply #1176 on: August 25, 2009, 09:03:23 PM »

I hope no one ever makes fun of Josh again.
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« Reply #1177 on: August 25, 2009, 09:05:06 PM »

Scratch that. I'm  gonna go Constitution party on y'all.

Have you ever taken a look at the Constitution Party's platform? Or have any vague idea what it stands for?
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« Reply #1178 on: August 25, 2009, 09:12:03 PM »

LOL. This guy is Josh, except instead of one Josh, he's a Swiss Army knife of Joshes, Jamespols, and DWDLs.
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« Reply #1179 on: August 25, 2009, 09:12:14 PM »

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.
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« Reply #1180 on: August 25, 2009, 09:12:51 PM »

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

KK. Your gonna have a D next to your name for a while.
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« Reply #1181 on: August 25, 2009, 09:15:46 PM »

I have come to the conclusion that he is either a) a fake poster, or b) mentally retarded. There are no other options.
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« Reply #1182 on: August 25, 2009, 09:16:47 PM »

I have come to the conclusion that he is either a) a fake poster, or b) mentally retarded. There are no other options.

This deserves being goldmined in it's own right.
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« Reply #1183 on: August 25, 2009, 09:17:31 PM »

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

KK. Your gonna have a D next to your name for a while.

Got it. Palin-Brownback, Palin-Huchinson, Palin-Huckabee, and Palin-Romney.
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« Reply #1184 on: August 25, 2009, 09:18:48 PM »

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

sh**t. Him leaving makes me wanna switch back!
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« Reply #1185 on: August 25, 2009, 10:02:44 PM »

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

What?
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« Reply #1186 on: August 25, 2009, 10:03:16 PM »


Time to switch back, he came back.
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« Reply #1187 on: August 25, 2009, 10:38:24 PM »

On JC:

He's managed to live this long without natural selection taking its course.
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« Reply #1188 on: August 25, 2009, 11:15:04 PM »

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« Reply #1189 on: August 25, 2009, 11:30:41 PM »

I have come to the conclusion that he is either a) a fake poster, or b) mentally retarded. There are no other options.
There is another option c) a mentally retarded fake poster.
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« Reply #1190 on: August 26, 2009, 12:41:52 AM »

JewCon, please post directly into the Goldmine.
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« Reply #1191 on: August 26, 2009, 01:07:52 AM »



Paterson- 79   41.1%
Sanford- 459   59.9%
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« Reply #1192 on: August 26, 2009, 10:54:20 AM »

And the liberal elitest assault on Christianity continues.  who is surprised.
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« Reply #1193 on: August 26, 2009, 11:25:47 AM »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.
This would be funnier without the "not".
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« Reply #1194 on: August 26, 2009, 11:46:45 AM »

Well libs?  Do you want to apologize for being hypocrates? Hmmmmmmmmmm?HuhHuhHuh
Sorry for being a hypocrate. Sad
Wow Ebowed.  I didnt expect that from any.  I am impressed.  God bless you for your honesty.
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« Reply #1195 on: August 26, 2009, 02:06:29 PM »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.
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« Reply #1196 on: August 26, 2009, 02:09:19 PM »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.
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« Reply #1197 on: August 26, 2009, 03:52:55 PM »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?
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« Reply #1198 on: August 26, 2009, 04:38:29 PM »
« Edited: August 26, 2009, 04:41:55 PM by Einzige »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?

Sure, I don't have a problem with that. As long as it isn't the State doing it.

EDIT: I especially think all those white trash ninnies in South Carolina who are on public assistance and then decry its existence ought to be genocided. We'll march to the sea again one day.
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« Reply #1199 on: August 26, 2009, 07:36:29 PM »

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?

Sure, I don't have a problem with that. As long as it isn't the State doing it.

EDIT: I especially think all those white trash ninnies in South Carolina who are on public assistance and then decry its existence ought to be genocided. We'll march to the sea again one day.

You are a monster. A life is a life, no matter where or how it is lived. Do you not realize what you are saying?
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