Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Alexander Hamilton]

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?

Sure, I don't have a problem with that. As long as it isn't the State doing it.

EDIT: I especially think all those white trash ninnies in South Carolina who are on public assistance and then decry its existence ought to be genocided. We'll march to the sea again one day.

You are a monster. A life is a life, no matter where or how it is lived. Do you not realize what you are saying?

No, Einzige is retarded. Don't acknowledge him after reading this.

[DownWithTheLeft]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


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2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

[RIP Robert H Bork]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Option 1, for sure

Click for context.

[Alexander Hamilton]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

[Alexander Hamilton]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

Utah's EV total?

[Associate Justice PiT]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

Utah's EV total?

     Nevada has undergone a similar population explosion apparently. Odd given that California has shrunk relative to the rest of the nation as well as Idaho & Wyoming remaining pretty consistent (though Wyoming did grow enough to pick up an extra EV).

[Alexander Hamilton]

JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

Utah's EV total?

     Nevada has undergone a similar population explosion apparently. Odd given that California has shrunk relative to the rest of the nation as well as Idaho & Wyoming remaining pretty consistent (though Wyoming did grow enough to pick up an extra EV).

WV is just sad. So are MI OH and PA.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Even if the EV totals were arguable (and they're not) it's highly unlikely the political affiliation of the states would stand relatively the same as they are now.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Even if the EV totals were arguable (and they're not) it's highly unlikely the political affiliation of the states would stand relatively the same as they are now.

LOL at Republicans winning all the huge states and Wyoming and Idaho at the same time. Especially in a losing scenario.

[Lief 🗽]

PA and OH are never dropping that far in population (at least not in the near term) short of some sort of really, really bad disaster (like nukes going off in the major cities). Also California losing 15 EV in forty years is ridiculous. Also the rest of the map is ridiculous.

[Holmes]

I refuse to eat any fish on Friday, and actually make it a point to eat non-fish meat.

Oh, you're so cool.  I bet you are pissing alot of people off by being such an in-your-face rebel.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Regarding JC's map, I found the humor in the fact that he just posted a random map of random candidates in the Forum Community section

[King]

So, according to the JC trends, New York and Pennsylvania should be 3 EV states by 2100. 

And Salt Lake City will be the US's new culture and economic capital.

And my best guess to explain the other western states is that he buys into the whole "California will sink into the ocean" theory and predicts a bunch of people (and EVs) will flee eastward.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

KK. Your gonna have a D next to your name for a while.

Now, if only you can translate this post into english.

[Mechaman]

Paterson- 79   41.1%
Sanford- 459   59.9%

What's funny about this? That Sanford obliterates Paterson or that the vote totals up to 101% when added together?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Paterson- 79   41.1%
Sanford- 459   59.9%

What's funny about this? That Sanford obliterates Paterson or that the vote totals up to 101% when added together?

I had it 59-41 but then wanted to make it more specific, forgetting to edit.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I saw this on my trip down to Baltimore, and just had to get a picture.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Ummm...this isn't that tough:

-Jon Tester
-Mark Pryor
-Mark Begich
-Roland Burris

Hillary used to be on that list too

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hey man, I'm not the one who started whining to the mods.  Now you guys see why I thought it was retarded

My God, you are a pussy.

[Хahar 🤔]

If someone put a gun to my head and told me to choose between the two......awwww f*** it I would probably still ask him to shoot me in the brain so I die a quick and painless death.

[Psychic Octopus]

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You can do better on MSPaint

Lies.

[Bono]

...Isn't that what they told him to do under the current health care system?   Not that I support government health care.

This is unrelated, but if I ever had cancer (God forbid), I would immediately go to a holistic cancer specialist that has cured terminal cancers of 2 people that I know.  I don't know him personally, though.  This doctor is pretty well known for opposing vaccines, and pretty much every drug (including pain medication) that doctors prescribe out there.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Michele Bachmann knows all about fasting: she claims that she and her husband Marcus fasted for three days to see if God wanted her to run for Congress and the second day, "he made that calling sure." That, or she just got hungry.