Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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A couple posters have hit 25 posts (the requirement for joining Atlasia) and then basically stopped posting or posted at a CONSIDERABLY lessened pace. I'd appreciate it if the mods could give us some feedback here.

Well, one of them, Cindywho2212, hasn't been on the computer since that first day. She has children, so has a busy life, and doesn't find a lot of time on here. She couldn't stay on long tonight, but she hopes to post some more this upcoming weekend.

Hm, and you're in touch with all these people?

We know each other from an American Idol forum. She's a political addict, but kept getting banned from there, so I told her about this site.
She's the only member I know outside of Atlas.

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Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

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Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

Arranged?

Of course.

The state is samll. Nobody lives there. People who do live there are northern elitists (This is coming from a northerner).. Plus their politically evil.

NY rocks though!!!  So don't say I hate all liberal states. Just 100% liberal states.

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Ghandi was a Hindu Nationalist.

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New word time:

=ing

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The way things are going, █████, ██████ and █████████ could go under in the UK. The █████████, ████████ and ███████ over expenses is █████████████ ██████ !

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Discussing Hawaii:

The only reason Obama won it by so much because he was "born there". It would have been a toss-up otherwise.

That wasn't funny...

Correct. It was depressing, not funny.

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Moderators can delete this message tomorrow.

Moderators CAN delete this message TODAY.

Moderators will delete this message tomorrow.

moderators take the power rushes where they can get them

moderators will shut up and cry in their corner now

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2006 FIFA Final match thingy.

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Prove it.


Idiocy is no reason for a ban. That's what the "ignore" function is for. (Though I don't actually currently have him on ignore.)

yeah, but a line has to be drawn somewhere.

That's why I drew one. Right across my post.

I'm no racist.  I do not hate all Muslims. Only Palestinians.

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I was hoping someone would notice that.

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I was right, Latin Americans ARE ADDICTED TO UNLIMITED-TERMS, REGARDLESS!

This guy is gold. I don't even understand his point anymore. First he accuses Serrano of being a D hack when it comes to term limits, and then he makes a racist comment. Remember his three Red Dawn threads?

a+++ would read again

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In a flood of crazy, a gem:

Not to mention Johnson was likely involved in having a sitting president assassinated.

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He just gets better and better...

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Self-parody?

Considering how many German Americans we have and how few of our Presidents have been German Americans, I think we're due for a string of 4 or 5 of them.

We've had a Kenyan born president, so hey, why not?

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Possibly.  Premature ejaculation can be embarassing to say the least.  Not that I ever had it.

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I thought of this after reading a Flyers post on embarrassing premature ejaculation.

This tactic probably wouldn't work, but I'd wonder if anybody would be so reputation conscious to try it.

Oh and I don't know why I made this a political poll.

GTFO you FRICKEN PERVERT!

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I have no idea, either:

You cannot argue that the general belief in a God is the same as belief in Santa Claus or a spaghetti monster, or whatever.

Well you can, but if you do you just look juvenile.

Speaking of juvenile, here's the forum's resident one just in time for another cheap attack!  Any substance today or is your Maxi pad still wedged up in there?

I'm not quite sure how to respond to this as I can't tell whether irony was intended or not...

Right, because I'm supposed to ignore your garbage?  Or am I supposed to turn sh**t to gold and somehow turn it into a conversation of substance?  I've offered plenty, you've offered nothing.  As usual.

I'm not quite sure what you're on about as I didn't intentionally insult you in this thread; I just read Gustaf's post and added a note of agreement.

No, you went out of your way to call names, something he's respectful enough not to do.

No, I did not "call names". I merely made an observation.

Whn it comes to totally missing the point, this one takes the cake:

Cuomo wins 91% in NYC and 911% upstate.

Nice to know your realistic.

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No, Kenya.

Gus, here's your clarification.

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Getting a little old now.

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Yeah...been smoking way more than usual since the Spring when me and the lady classmates in college would go for smoke breaks. I'll go cold turkey in Air Force training this fall, and I don't really intend on 're-starting' after. Besides, with the way things are going, maybe someday I can tell my grandkids "Yeah...back before I was President...there was this guy named Barry who made smoking illegal..."

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I live in a town where the median family income is around $80,000 with <4% poverty.  That pretty much describe your typical middle class American town.

LOL

I don't see what is so funny.  The idea that a family makes a comfortable yet not ridiculous living sums up middle class America.  Lower class America?  Of course not.  $80,000 in New Jersey is also equivalent to about $40,000-$50,000 in other areas

Also Goldmine-worthy.

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We are becoming too spread out, as I noted we need to return to our DS roots more.  We've haven't recruited a member in the DS in an amount of time I cannot remember

It is important to our growth as a party that we continue to spread across every region

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Woke up this Morning - A3

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Message to JewCon: please post directly into the Goldmine.

God gave us this land, now we want to give it away to these monsters?