Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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From the thread mentioned in the last post:

I'd like Richardson if he were a Republican.

I like Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice, but I don't think either one of them would ever run.

Harold Ford may be one of the better minority prospects, but I don't know that much about him, other than that he seems to have maybe too good a talent for self promotion.

I have heard good things about Obama Baraka, but I know relatively little about him other than that he is running for Senator from Illinois.  He is half white and half African (as opposed to African-American), so he doesn't quite fit the "minority" mold, but I guess he would pass under the "one drop" rule that many people have unfortunately adopted from the old southern bigots.

I absolutely loathe Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and most of the members of the Congressional black caucus.

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     No more than $0.

I knew someone would say that!

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Go Rudy Huck! I'd love to see him make a comeback. Perhaps he'd be tolerable now that the wars are dying down. The only freaky thing about him was his overly hawkish views.

What is so funny about that?

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Impossible. Romney is unbeatable in General Elections.

The funniest part is, that was right after he said....

Romney is between Conservative and Moderate. He would have lost to Obama. I know that. It was a bad atmoshphere for just about any Republican. Colin Powell might have made it interesting, but he supported Obama, so that was out of the question.

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If he wants more moderates then why didn't he vote for McCain?

Because McCain didn't run as a moderate.

Correct. He ran as a Democrat.

I was about to post that one myself.

Oh well, still hilarious.

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I was hoping someone would notice that.

    Yeah, that's a pretty good one.

Agreed. I have no idea why some posts appear with the telephone image to begin with.

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I just tried it out (on my PC, of course).

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=99092.0

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=99092.0

That wasn't remotely funny.

Obviously, I disagree. I found it funny, how he was imitating WalterMitty.

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I personally would prefer 300 million nations, but 5-50 would be an acceptable compromise.

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A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

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JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


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2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

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JC on crack:

Ok, I have been writing a political story for a few monthes now. I will now post it in many parts.


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2056 Election Results :

Mark Flynn (D-NE) /  Winston Erchit (D-OH) : 270 (51.09%)
Olliver Garnette (R-ME) / Emily Udall (R-KY) : 268 (46.91%)
Other : 2.00%


(I g2g to sleep, I'll update it later)

That was so ridiculous, I laughed.

What? The Mormons just had a lot of kids, that's all.

I'm not certain if JewishConservative was suggesting a relation to the Udall political family, but whatever you say. The rest still doesn't make sense.

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Check context:

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This sh**t is getting on my nerves Party
Awe

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Excellent post.  And welcome to the forum. 

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Ladies and gentlemen of the Northeast (also AndrewCT, who is neither),

I make this announcement out of a sense of moral obligation—your governor is, perhaps, the worst person to have graced this game in the history of ever.  I call on my fellow citizens to rise up with pitchforks and torches, storm the voting booths, and then return home to safely extinguish and store said torches for later use.

STORM THOSE VOTING BOOTHS AND CAST YOUR BALLOT FOR MR. MODERATE AS GOVERNOR OF THE NORTHEAST.

AndrewCT is the worst ever and he makes me want to puke.  I would never make such a harsh claim without evidence.  As such, I submit:

(1) AndrewCT is weak on crime. Since AndrewCT has assumed the governorship of the Northeast, Xahar-related crime is up a staggering infinity percent. Where was our governor when Xahar was destroy the fabric of this game?  Out screwing whores, that's where.

(2) AndrewCT doesn't post. AndrewCT has been an almost entirely hands-off governor, with a surprising lack of posts between the hours of 2 and 6 AM.  There is only one possible excuse for this SHOCKING pattern of neglect:

(3) AndrewCT is a reverse vampire. Whereas regular vampires come out only at night, AndrewCT comes out only during the day. It is clear that our alleged governor spends his time between 2 and 6AM in a coffin, hiding from the lack of sunlight, and preparing for his next meal.  Will you be his next meal?  Will AndrewCT rape you before and after he kills you?  Yes and yes.

(4) AndrewCT causes cancer.  This fact is one of the most tragic.  Each year, millions of Northeasterners from all walks of life will come down with a form of cancer.  These people of different ages, ethnicities, and circumstances all have one factor in common—each and every single cancer patient in the Northeast has been exposed to several terms of AndrewCT as governor. And if that said cancer patient is a whore, AndrewCT probably screwed her.

(5) AndrewCT fucking hates you.  Spoken for truth.  Witness:

I fucking hate everyone in the Northeast. Especially you, the registered voter who is reading this right now. I hope you catch cancer, which I am fully capable of and readily take blame for causing.

(6) AndrewCT is probably gay.  Eww, gross.

(7) AndrewCT installed spyware on your computer. You thought you were getting Bonzai Buddy.  Nope.  Your computer is nothing more than the governor's circuit-loaded puppet, casting phantom ballots for creating death camps IN YOUR NAME.

I can't wait until all my political enemies have been put into death camps.  Especially after I give them all cancer.

PS you guys I think I'm gay.

( I twisted my damn ankle on the sidewalk outside the Panera Bread on Comm Ave in Allston, MA. Why hasn't that sidewalk been fixed, GOVERNOR?  Are you gonna get up off your ass and do ANYTHING?  What a worthless piece of crap.

(9) You can get a mount at level 20 now, not level 40 as AndrewCT illegally misleading signature suggests. AndrewCT is so out of touch that he hasn't even rolled a death knight yet.  What up with that, governor?  Too busy screwing whores to notice the change?

As you can see, AndrewCT is nothing more than a terrible whore-screwing reverse vampire who needs to be removed from office and probably banned from Atlas entirely.  For the protection of not just you, but your children.

Vote Moderate for Governor.  Or else.

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JC doesn't understand that a Palestinian State is not a bad thing.  It is in Israel's best interests.

We've heard that enough times. JC is a racist in the Avigdor Lieberman mold.

For once you say something smart.

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Is he "lean gay" or "tossup" now? I can't remember.

He is "safe Gay"

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Check context:

Use it please.

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Check out the title of the following topic:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102684.0

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102701.0

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102701.0

Hahaha, I wanna know if that was on purpose or not.  Either way, pretty funny.

That is exactly what I was thinking when I first mentioned it.

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We don't care about you or Troll International Airport.......go away.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103212.0

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Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore