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Sewer
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« on: April 24, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Romney/Thune`12 on April 24, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
It's stupid that in most states, schools teach evolution, but not creation. There is no scientific proof that either exists.
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Sewer
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 11:06:08 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 04:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2009, 12:03:53 PM
What's wrong with homophobia?  If you say I can't hate someone just because they're a homosexual, then you're a racist.
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Sewer
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 04:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 29, 2009, 03:11:40 PM
A similar argument could be made for Negroes.

Quote from: Supersoulty on May 29, 2009, 03:32:59 PM
At least Mein Kampf has some educational merit.
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Sewer
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 09:39:05 PM »
Quote from: Philip on February 15, 2005, 02:45:51 AM
I only support legalizing the slaughter of children 5 and older.
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 02:19:48 PM »
Quote from: AG Marokai Blue on May 31, 2009, 02:06:37 PM
Quote from: Lunar on May 31, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
Quote from: RowanBrandon on May 31, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
It's surprising a church allows him in there.

It's more surprising they let in the assassin and terrorist

But where can we put this terrorist? Do we really want him in our backyards?
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Sewer
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 04:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Holmes on May 31, 2009, 04:43:54 PM
Her lack of a penis makes her a weak conservative, but because she doesn't have the balls that Snowe does, she's no moderate.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 12:40:59 AM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on April 20, 2005, 03:41:08 PM
and in other news....i think unions are  great for the american workers.
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Sewer
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2009, 11:34:39 PM »
Quote from: Lief on June 03, 2009, 11:11:52 PM
There go those GAY PENGUINS again, ruining the SANCTITY of PENGUIN MARRIAGE.
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Sewer
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 05:35:47 PM »
Quote from: px75 on June 09, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
Coburn in 2012 is right!
Thurmond was so pro-black, that he banged a black woman and had an ilegitimate son with her.

What more should he do to show his love for the blacks, you hypocritic liberals?
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Sewer
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 11:52:31 PM »
Quote from: JOHN91043353 on June 10, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
I'd like to make a write-in vote for senator David Vitter of Louisiana, who campaigned on family values, and who has been a firce advocate for "the sanctuary of marriage" but cheated on his wife for years with a whore.

An honourble mention to Mrs Vitter, who during the Lewinski scandal critizised Hillary for not divorcing Bill, adding that if her husband had cheated on her she would have cut his dick off. Thankfully for our dear senator, his wife never followed through on that, and they're still together.

 
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Sewer
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 12:20:20 AM »
Quote from: Iosif on June 13, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
Worse that cancer. Worse than AIDS. Worse than a a combination of cancer and AIDS. And paedophilia.

Okay, maybe not paedophilia, but he's definitely worse than statutory rape, but only when there's only a couple of years or so between the 2 people involved.
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Sewer
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 02:15:02 AM »
Quote from: East Coast Republican on June 17, 2009, 11:13:12 PM
I AM THE BIGGEST FF ON THIS SITE!

I continue to fight for my right and the right of others here to speak!

Fight the Atlas SuperPosters with their 20000 posts!!  The clique must change with an infusion of new members!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 12:29:13 AM »
Quote from: Harry on June 19, 2009, 12:25:14 AM
I thought this was going to be a lame link until I saw the naked girls in the picture.  Now I realize that PETA's actually pretty cool.
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 02:43:59 AM »
Quote from: The Chairman on May 17, 2005, 11:49:31 PM
I became a neocon after your mama begged me to drill her oil.
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Sewer
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 09:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 19, 2009, 08:49:12 PM
Quote from: Coburn In 2012 on June 19, 2009, 08:46:30 PM
The last three are AMAZINGly good ones.  Hard to choose.  Jewish Con is probably my favorite of the group but I like Naso (reaganfan) alot.  Bayh 10 is too liberal for me but I think he will come around.  He is usually very nice and at least is open to fair disucssion of issues.  You dont get that with most here in the leftist echoe chamber.

Am I really a liberal???
No.
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Sewer
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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »
Quote from: © dry weight on November 12, 2004, 07:46:28 PM
Seat in montana legislature = stepping stone to te presidency.
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Sewer
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2009, 03:54:04 PM »
« Edited: June 24, 2009, 03:55:58 PM by Sewer Socialist »

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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2009, 05:54:07 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on June 25, 2009, 05:46:40 PM
Iranian TV:  "Michael Jackson coverted to Islam today and was praying to the 12th Imam in the name of Allah when he was punched in the heart by a Jewish intruder and died shortly afterward when Jewish doctors refused to treat him.   May peace be upon him."

Quote from: jmfcst on June 25, 2009, 05:11:21 PM
young boys and monkeys are now safer
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2009, 09:10:07 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2009, 11:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Richard on March 16, 2005, 02:20:27 AM
What about males with breasts (opebo's ladyboys)?
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2009, 02:38:56 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2009, 04:24:23 AM »
Quote from: DanielX on April 11, 2006, 03:03:47 PM
Osama Bin Laden made a campaign broadcast from an undisclosed location, offering the American people Universal healthcare, tax cuts, and "slaughtering the infidels".
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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2009, 04:31:06 AM »
Quote from: intermoderate on July 05, 2009, 11:03:39 PM

You should become opebo's friend.

I'm sure he'd be happy to have you.
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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2009, 05:08:20 AM »
Quote from: opebo on July 07, 2009, 04:51:59 AM

It is kind of funny though not very related to me, as I have never evidenced any desire to 'have friends'.

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