Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Given that he's probably one of the gayest members of the forum, that isn't very surprising.

That's my point really, it's just more proof. The fact that he still hasn't come out is where the implied humor is.

I don't think he's gay, most teenagers act like he those (well, the ones i know do)


That's why I ain't no normal teenager.


And  highly doubt he's closeted, because he accepts gays more openly than most closeted  people.

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One time, this kid (we'll call him Person A) I knew told this other kid I knew (Person B), "Why don't you just fuck me in the ass?"...as if it was supposed to be an insult to Person B. Almost like "Why don't you just kiss my ass?"

I would've said "yes" to his modest proposal and start ass attacking him with my phallic sword until it my white love laser cannon was fully charged and then I would eviscerare his asshole with the magic lasers from my love laser cannon. Afterwards I would get called a "f****t" for destroying another dude's ass, but I could always use the defense "I was given orders".

......ok, good luck with all of that

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Here's a likely possibility :

In 2013 Illegal aliens are deported, Arizona, Texas and other border states  stop trending to the left.

I have a feeling JewishConservative's mom was the fat blond woman that went up to protest David Letterman in New York.

Asshole. My Mom isn't  fat. Go f*** yourself.

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Here's a likely possibility :

In 2013 Illegal aliens are deported, Arizona, Texas and other border states  stop trending to the left.

I have a feeling JewishConservative's mom was the fat blond woman that went up to protest David Letterman in New York.

Asshole. My Mom isn't  fat. Go f*** yourself.

No but you are.

So what if I am? And FYI I'm losing alot of weight (Lost 25 already)

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Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

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Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

So?  If you kept the voting open for a day like most reasonable people do in these games, the results more than likely would have been different.  But no, crybaby 8 year old that you are, you closed the voting because "OMG I don't like Newark"

Fine, you want round 3 opened again? OK fine!

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Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

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Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

Naso is a better GOPher then me by 100 times

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hi guys, need help for a school project.  my question is, how does president veto bill? 

NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  serious responses only.  if not, I will get pissed and leave the forum.  you do NOT have the right to make me fail.

Wow.  I never say this before.  He could be my idiot-nephew.

um.. I didn't write that...

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It's not funny. My fiscal score is above +1.00, So i'm fiscally conservative.

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It's not funny. My fiscal score is above +1.00, So i'm fiscally conservative.

You have much to learn young padawan.
Drop your social score by AT LEAST 10 POINTS then we'll talk.

I'm a L.I.N.O socially and foreign policy wise.

I'm a right-leaning Fiscal conservative

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Scratch that. I'm  gonna go Constitution party on y'all.

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I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

KK. Your gonna have a D next to your name for a while.

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