Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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Cuba was very much a USSR satelite.  But yes the others were in the Chinese orbit more than anything.  I was thinking of Europe, like Tito.  And Daniel above has answered my question.  I did not know about Albania.  I think its a country people often forget about.

This article was interesting. I clipped it from Conservapedia...

During the Second World War, Albania was occupied first by Italy (1939-43) and then by Germany (1943-44). After the war, Communist Party leader Enver Hoxha, through a combination of ruthlessness and strategic alliances, managed to preserve Albania's territorial integrity during the next 40 years, but exacted a terrible price from the population, which was subjected to purges, shortages, repression of civil and political rights, a total ban on religious observance, and increased isolation. Albania adhered to a strict Stalinist philosophy, eventually withdrawing from the Warsaw Pact in 1968 and alienating its final remaining ally, China, in 1978.
It is interesting that they started out in the Soviet grip but ended up going with China.  That seems really weird that China would have influence in a European country but it is very interesting.  Well, its a good thing they are not ANY kind of communist any more.

Post of the Year Runner-Up.

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Not fair since he's just a joke poster that has fooled 90% of the forum.

Yet at the same time 90% of the forum is joke posters.

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I guess since I'm a bisexual Christian I have to hate myself. I guess that explains why I beat myself a lot .

And an R-KY avatar.

Total win.

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Wow.  This site will be mentioned in my suicide note.

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Butch Otter

click for context.

It's less funny in context.  I don't get it.  Please explain.

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Why does the "2010 Elections" board exist?

Another government make-work program for Supersoulty.

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I see you didn't get my point.

That you consider calling someone a f****t a legitimate argument?

Posting someone's reply to one's own post in an argument is poor form, regardless of what else is said in the posts. I didn't have any objection to someone else posting it.

It appears this Goldmine is being remilitarized.

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Flyers and BushOK are gonna become fast friends.  I can already tell.

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He reminds me of an annoying nine-year old on another French forum.

and you remind me of an annoying friend of mine.

Good for you. I don't care.

Dear Brezhoneg,

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

This, my friends, is why ten year old kids ought to refrain from posting on these sorts of forums.

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This is both somewhat disturbing, yet also nonsensical:

Quick Q's:

1. What are your beliefs on water boarding?
2. War?
3. Do you think you will run for president?

1. I don't agree with it. I think it's wrong, but I wish the Obama administration would show more of the positives of it as well.
2. I will only support a war if we are being personally attacked.
3. Possibly, but not for a while. I support Senator PiT in the upcoming election.

This board is turning into the movie Idiocracy fast.

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My ex sternly warned me tonight that if things do work out in that direction, we'd better wait for anything until after the wedding or she will kick my derrier.

Hey, watch your language, mister.

She actually used the actual three-letter donkey, @$$, I just modified it.

I couldn't possibly manage being like BushOklahoma.  No offense to him.  He's a very nice guy.

But being so clean and virginal all the time takes so much effort.

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JewishConservative sounds like he is strung up on ecstasy in all of his posts.

No sorry ,I'm abstinent

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BushOklahoma by far!

I demand you delete this topic because you did not consult me first. And why is it me vs. BushOklahoma? I've never heard of him.

Ok, guys, all polls from now on must have catmusic as an option.

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Catmusic, here's some friendly advice for you as you're new to the forum.  It's generally considered a grave faux-pas to create a match-up poll featuring yourself as one of the options.  But it's even worse to speculate exactly how well you'd perform.

Do you want to be kicked of my friend list?

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kljackson grew up to be Barack Obama

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I keep trying to send BeccaM a message, but I never get an email back. So, BeccaM, if your message thing isn't working, I've been trying to email you. And If it is, go and check it. I have been sending email after email after email to you.

He's half annoying and half hilarious.  We should ask him to hit his caps lock button for full effect.

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you'd win 4 states. AZ ,NY, MA, RI, and CA.

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Politics is a dirty game ,if you can't stand the oven. Then cry like a baby.

This guy must be related to Yogi Berra.

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I don't know what the hell he's saying, but I found it funny.

If I was drunk , maybe. But since i'm 14. HELL NO.

You can be 14 and drunk.

I'm abstinent... ok.. not in all cases.. buuuuttttt..stillll.

I think he's trying to tell us something...

No i'm not. I'm russian!!! It's not fault that I like Vodka!!!

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This belongs more in the wtfmine, but until we establish one...

What if I fellate my own penis? Is that gay or straight?

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On what caused Hitler's rise to power:

International Bankers mainly the Rothschilds, Warburgs, and Shiffs looted Weimar's economy through inflation and caused Germany to loose WWI by bringing in the Americans on behalf of the British in exchange for signing the Balfour Declaration

You mean that isn't what happened?

Of course not.  It was all planned by George H.W. Bush in the womb.

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I think these Stark comments belong more in the WTF archive.

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Soulty, you haven't discovered the edit button yet have you?

Next post...

Probably his most likable quality, I have found, is how comfortable he seems to be talking about himself.  I don't mean in a bragging kind of way, or in a way that tried really hard to "weave a personal narrative" like with the President.  Rather, he simply seems to be very open, honest, and unpretentious about his personality, his past, his strengths, his weaknesses, etc.

I cracked up for some reason.

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no update from wikipedia yet - is this confirmed?