Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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But I would be happy with a President Romney, or even a King Romney.

That's a disturbing thought.

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My views are basically a unique mix of Nader, Buchanan, Paul, and Duke.

You forgot Hitler.

LOL. I laughes so ahrd at that one. I don't know why, just funny.

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Why do all five year olds (and Mike Naso) think they'll be President someday?

And why do they think the President has the power to kick a state out of the union?

1. It gives them hope, It's a common childhood dream for political hacks like us, I used to want t do be President until I realized it was impossible and I have the worst possible last name for it.

2. No clue, school budget cuts?

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I think you are missing something obvious.

Rick Santorum goes to Iowa.

Phil goes missing.

I think there may be a connection between the two.

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FF. Except that racist Jefferson.

LOL

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Independent Regional Protection Party.

What's that mean?

He likes to think he's Joe Lieberman.

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wow. It seems that most people here are wealthy. I wonder why.

Because its America, baby!

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Jesus would lose because Reagan would paint him as a commie.

Jesus a communist?  Jesus would be a staunch economic conservative because he would advocate personal responsiblity and charity over handouts.  Jesus would most certainly frown upon the welfare state and government programs

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER REPUBLICAN JESUS:
 

That made me laugh, but it should be called "Hawk Jesus"

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I think paddict was creator of this site.

http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

And did you create this site?

http://www.cpusa.org/

I LOLed at work just because of how awful and stupid of a comeback it was.

That wasn't very good.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GAVE HIS WIFE FLOWERS?  HITLER!

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DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS?  HITLER!

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PBrunsel on the Presidency of John Edwards on his list of the greatest presidents of the 21st century up to 2050:

4. Edwards (Many think of his years as much like the Clinton Years, minus the sex scandals)

Beautiful.

Hilarious.

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Party : Libertarian, but will support GOP Candidates

Updated

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I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

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I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

KK. Your gonna have a D next to your name for a while.

Got it. Palin-Brownback, Palin-Huchinson, Palin-Huckabee, and Palin-Romney.

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I'm going Democrat until JC comes back to GOP.

What?

Time to switch back, he came back.

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On JC:

He's managed to live this long without natural selection taking its course.

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A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?

Sure, I don't have a problem with that. As long as it isn't the State doing it.

EDIT: I especially think all those white trash ninnies in South Carolina who are on public assistance and then decry its existence ought to be genocided. We'll march to the sea again one day.

You are a monster. A life is a life, no matter where or how it is lived. Do you not realize what you are saying?

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You can do better on MSPaint

Lies.

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Great guy. Wished we had more of him.

How much of an asshole do I have to be to someone for them to consider me an HP?

What do you mean, Sensei?

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John Smith

Which John Smith? There are like 40 John Smiths on Wikipedia!

Also, NiK:

Probably would be Gerald Ford.

The one with Pocahontas

Oh Yeah!

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Who voted HP!?

Obviously CarlHayden

Actually I did as well.  Given the times, he was much too right-wing.

I don't mind that part........but what about the character of the individual?  He was a good decent honest man......we need more of those in the White House.

Well, at the time of Ford good honest decent Presidents were not unusual - we'd had nothing but good honest decent men all the way from FDR through LBJ, and then Ford and Carter.  Only Nixon was a scumbag.  Of course then after Carter it was all just scumbags until just here recently.

Note the emphasis I made on LBJ. He did some good things, notably civil rights, but he wasn't the most err... honest man.

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If Bush loses, look for Mitt Romney, Pataki or another moderate Republican from a Democratic state. If Bush wins his heir will be one of his advisers or Giuliani. Look for Rumsfeld. His advisers can not win in the general election.

Quote from Who is Bush's Successor, Rummy 2008!

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Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

Maybe to a libertarian. Patriotism matters to me, although not as much as the other three. Call me blind, but I love this country.

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Amusingly weak final consequence:

A privatised one.

How would this work?

Please elaborate Freethinker, as I see no way how a privatised military will not bring chaos, confusion, greed, and lack of patriotism.

Maybe to a libertarian. Patriotism matters to me, although not as much as the other three. Call me blind, but I love this country.

Blindly?

No, but I do love it.