Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

In the thread: INKS ... check your messages:

Moderators can delete this message tomorrow.

Moderators CAN delete this message TODAY.

Moderators will delete this message tomorrow.

moderators take the power rushes where they can get them

moderators will shut up and cry in their corner now

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/opebo/

Robert Stark has performed a valuable public service for these fora. I never though I'd live to see this.
Hilarious, and you know the man himself created the page. It's half-proof that he exists like this in real life.

This has got to be phoney but still hilarious.

Nah, the profile was created in 2004. It is DEFINATLY him.

Why?  Did we date?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Hardly seems to be worth the effort for just a silly icon.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I have come to the conclusion that he is either a) a fake poster, or b) mentally retarded. There are no other options.

There is another option c) a mentally retarded fake poster.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

A fetus is a parasite, which cannot survive independently from the mother and provides nothing in turn for the mother. It is the biological version of a welfare queen. It therefore is not human life.

That is not funny in any way.

But oh, so terribly true.

So rather than welfare, you'd prefer to "abort" people who need financial assistance?  Or are you only willing to employ absurd logic when it suits your purposes rather than consistently?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I get it! Because Xahar is an Islam!

Do you have to poor words when there already exists a word, Muslim, that means what you want your poored word to mean?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

In a thread about yesterday's Mexican airplane hijacking:

And I thought I was big time by using a bible to hijack forum threads!