You LIED about how old you were and how you had an advanced degree.
I do have a degree. At the same time, however, who cares? None of you are anything to me, and I presume - and hope - that it's the same way for all of you. The beauty of anonymity on the Internet is the ability it provides a user to bludgeon (and be bludgeoned) without any real harm. If I deeply offend any of you, it's your own fault for being easily offended.
Okay, but don't expect us to take you seriously after you've lied about something so trivial. You're right that no one cares, but you still looked like a fool.
As a side note, Mr. Odiaka is not lying and his offer can apply to you as well:
Cut it out or I'll sic Chris Hanson on you.
