Make me a signature, win $30.00

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Conditions:

1. It must be well-done. No chop-jobs.
2. It must be incredibly offensive and blasphemous, to Christians, or hyper-patriots, or Southerners. The more, the merrier. Let's put that First Amendment to use.
2a. As a corollary to the above, nothing that will get me banned - no pornography or racism.
3. Post your entry here.

This contest will end on May 1st. If I choose your entry, I will send you a private message asking for a link to your Paypal account, or, alternatively, a mailing address I can send a money order to.

Here's an example from one of my signatures at another message board:

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http://exchristian.net/uploaded_images/christianity-769477.png

I like the sentiment, but it's too 'jokey'.

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Bear this in mind:

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Hence,

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I don't believe that a mean-spirited image oriented at a nonspecific group mocking stupidity would qualify.

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people can turn sigs off or put you on ignore, so i don't quite see why this is worth $30 but ok

Then let them do it. I'll have elicited a reaction from my enemies and will have won regardless.

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Hows about you get some friends and buy them a soda instead?

Why, I sez, I sez I gots me a whole lotta friends down he-ah in GOP-land.

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LOL @ anyone who thinks this scum is not a troll.

I have to agree, this guy is doing nothing but trying to cause problems.

Absolutely I am trying to cause problems, if by 'causing problems' you mean 'getting imbeciles to start thinking about things'. If that offends you totalitarian poofters, then I am doubly for it.

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Not at all. I know you're from Kentucky, so I'd be fine with your telling us how you really feel.

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LOL @ anyone who thinks this scum is not a troll.

Sure I'm a troll, at least at times. There is no end to the fields of Elysian delights that stems from trolling a group of weakling conservatives who feel that traditional social roles are their comfort blanket protecting them from the Big Bad World while they sleep at night. Keep handing me the stick and I'll keep hitting you with it.

Incidentally, this is just the free market at work: I have a demand, and I need a supply. Whoever supplies me with my demand will profit.

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LOL @ anyone who thinks this scum is not a troll.

Sure I'm a troll, at least at times. There is no end to the fields of Elysian delights that stems from trolling a group of weakling conservatives who feel that traditional social roles are their comfort blanket protecting them from the Big Bad World while they sleep at night. Keep handing me the stick and I'll keep hitting you with it.

You LIED about how old you were and how you had an advanced degree.

I do have a degree. At the same time, however, who cares? None of you are anything to me, and I presume - and hope - that it's the same way for all of you. The beauty of anonymity on the Internet is the ability it provides a user to bludgeon (and be bludgeoned) without any real harm. If I deeply offend any of you, it's your own fault for being easily offended.