Make me a signature, win $30.00

[Devilman88]

What a loser.

[Devilman88]

LOL @ anyone who thinks this scum is not a troll.

I have to agree, this guy is doing nothing but trying to cause problems.

[Devilman88]

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Conditions:

1. It must be well-done. No chop-jobs.
2. It must be incredibly offensive and blasphemous, to Christians, or hyper-patriots, or Southerners. The more, the merrier. Let's put that First Amendment to use.
2a. As a corollary to the above, nothing that will get me banned - no pornography or racism.
3. Post your entry here.

This contest will end on May 1st. If I choose your entry, I will send you a private message asking for a link to your Paypal account, or, alternatively, a mailing address I can send a money order to.

Here's an example from one of my signatures at another message board:

That is how he is trying to cause problems.

[Devilman88]

People will be free to ignore his sig once he has it. There is really no way it'll be any worse than Stark's sigs are or anything.

But his sole reason for this is to cause problems or to offend a group of people. Now if I asked someone one to make me a signature that would offend homosexuals or people of color most of the people that are democratic posters would jump down my back calling me a bigot and saying to ban me. Buy of course as long as it is putting down Christians or southerns it OK right?

[Devilman88]

LOL @ anyone who thinks this scum is not a troll.

I have to agree, this guy is doing nothing but trying to cause problems.

Absolutely I am trying to cause problems, if by 'causing problems' you mean 'getting imbeciles to start thinking about things'. If that offends you totalitarian poofters, then I am doubly for it.

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Not at all. I know you're from Kentucky, so I'd be fine with your telling us how you really feel.

I was born and raised in AZ, also I don't think I would hate gay people when I myself am bisexual. But that is OK, all you are trying to do is cause problems and get people mad because you have nothing better to do with you life.