Georgia candidate doesn't think sex with mule will hurt his chances for Gov.

[Landslide Lyndon]

A nice story to kick off your weekend with a smile.

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d28-Georgia-Creationist-Party-Candidate-Neal-Horsley-runs-on-secessionist-platform

[tmthforu94]

Haha, that's funny
Actually, though, a kid in my grade had sex with a horse and a dog...
Listening to him talk about it was one of the few times in life I have contemplated suicide.

[Joe Republic]

Endorsed.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I don't know what the strangest part about this guy is.

[paul718]

I don't believe this.  It is impossible.  People don't have sex with animals.  They don't.  It just doesn't happen.

[Lunar]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

[Lief 🗽]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

I'm no beastialologist, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

[minionofmidas]

Wait, is that guy for real?

If so, endorsed.

[JSojourner]

I really have to know more about "The Creator's Rights Party" now...

[opebo]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

[Zarn]

Not quite an FF, but I guess it depends on your definition.

[Bacon King]

Note that he's also admitted to having sex with a dude. And a watermelon.

[Meeker]

Note that he's also admitted to having sex with a dude. And a watermelon.

A dude?! Gross!

[The Mikado]

Mr. Horsley, has it ever occurred to you that most of the Religious Right are anti-bestiality?

[Hash]

I really have to know more about "The Creator's Rights Party" now...

http://www.tcrp.us/



He probably fucked the dog too at one time or another.

[Badger]

I really have to know more about "The Creator's Rights Party" now...

http://www.tcrp.us/



He probably fucked the dog too at one time or another.

Absolutely. Check out the subtle body language between the dog and him. Standing just a little too close, just barely avoiding eye contact. There's some barely concealed chemistry there for sure.

[paul718]

That dog is trying to tell us something.  He feels violated, trapped....and afraid.

[Coburn In 2012]

Typical liberal media tactic.  Find the most bizarre sick person and call him a Republican or a Conservative or a Christian (or all 3) and then spread the story far and wide so people thing this guy is like all conservatives.

This media reporter should be ashamed of himself.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Typical liberal media tactic.  Find the most bizarre sick person and call him a Republican or a Conservative or a Christian (or all 3) and then spread the story far and wide so people thing this guy is like all conservatives.

If that's their tactic then why haven't they found you yet?

[Lief 🗽]

Typical liberal media tactic.  Find the most bizarre sick person and call him a Republican or a Conservative or a Christian (or all 3) and then spread the story far and wide so people thing this guy is like all conservatives.

This media reporter should be ashamed of himself.

Er... the guy calls himself a conservative and a Christian, dummy.

[minionofmidas]

...and nobody has called him a Republican.

I don't think any Republican could be that honest, anyways.

[JSojourner]

Note that he's also admitted to having sex with a dude. And a watermelon.

A dude?! Gross!

Meeker, are you coming out of the closet and confessing a produce fetish?

[??????????]

Note that he's also admitted to having sex with a dude. And a watermelon.

A dude?! Gross!

Meeker, are you coming out of the closet and confessing a produce fetish?

Coconuts have holes for a reason. A hole is a hole in the words of Opebo.

[minionofmidas]

Coconuts don't have holes. They're hollow, but that's summat else.

[??????????]

Coconuts don't have holes. They're hollow, but that's summat else.

Eyes actually.