I would like to propose that we all vow that if anyone in this forum ever attains any success in life...ever amounts to anything, and gains any power, money, or influence, that everyone else here vows to sabotage that person by leaking scandalous details about that person's life to the media.
I think we can all agree that that would be in the world's best interests.
How about we blackmail them instead? This forum gets breaking news leaks, exit poll info, and...say, our own private jet [each senior member gets to use it 1 week out of the year].
We'll take you up on that offer in ten years. You'll hear from us. Don't contact us, we'll contact you.
