What's the most emo post in forum history?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Taking nominations, but here's mine:

ok, Inks, I won't curse you out.  just don't do that anymore.  because you want the numbers to look a certain way.  we all do.  but hey, it doesn't work out like that.  let me tell you a story, Inks.  back in the summer I hung out with this group.  we called it, The Group.  we hung out from mid-afternoon everyday to past midnight.  but then this girl came in.  well, she was there anyway, but she ed sh**t up hardcore.  and one of my friends was in love with her, but it was painfully obviously he'd never get with her.  then another of my friends fell in love with her around August 10th.  and she actually liked him.  but there was a problem.  my two friends that were in love with the same girl, they had been best friends forever.  literally.  so the friend that.  oh who cares.  the point is, it ed sh**t up.  and now The Group is no longer.  and I've tried to wink towards my past, but winking towards it doesn't work.  I've become obsessed with it.  and I want The Group back, but it's no longer.  I want the numbers to look a certain way.  but they don't.  sorry Inks.  it happens.  so don't mess with my entries and I won't mess with yours.  it's better that way.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I still justify what I did with that poll.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I still justify what I did with that poll.

The poll isn't the point. That post was amazing. It was like Ebullition liner notes. It was like some narration in a very low budget film directed by some guy under 35 with three names like Jacob Aaron Estes or Matthew Ryan Hoge. It was the epitome of LiveJournal circa 2000.

[The Mikado]

I still justify what I did with that poll.

Considering Huckabee did win by like 9 or so, it you were right.

And in context, that post is totally Goldmine-worthy.  It has nothing whatsoever to do with the thread.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I still justify what I did with that poll.

Considering Huckabee did win by like 9 or so, it you were right.

And in context, that post is totally Goldmine-worthy.  It has nothing whatsoever to do with the thread.

Uh, hardly unless you mean Goldmine-worthy in a good way. When I read it I was like "Holy fuck, if I ever get the money to direct a movie I should hire Tweed as a screenwriter!"

[Torie]

Taking nominations, but here's mine:

ok, Inks, I won't curse you out.  just don't do that anymore.  because you want the numbers to look a certain way.  we all do.  but hey, it doesn't work out like that.  let me tell you a story, Inks.  back in the summer I hung out with this group.  we called it, The Group.  we hung out from mid-afternoon everyday to past midnight.  but then this girl came in.  well, she was there anyway, but she ed sh**t up hardcore.  and one of my friends was in love with her, but it was painfully obviously he'd never get with her.  then another of my friends fell in love with her around August 10th.  and she actually liked him.  but there was a problem.  my two friends that were in love with the same girl, they had been best friends forever.  literally.  so the friend that.  oh who cares.  the point is, it ed sh**t up.  and now The Group is no longer.  and I've tried to wink towards my past, but winking towards it doesn't work.  I've become obsessed with it.  and I want The Group back, but it's no longer.  I want the numbers to look a certain way.  but they don't.  sorry Inks.  it happens.  so don't mess with my entries and I won't mess with yours.  it's better that way.

I reanimated it, because I can. And what is more "emo" than that?

[Keystone Phil]

The most emo-licious part of that post is Tweed adopting the WalterMitty philosophy of the Evils of the Shift Key.

[Eraserhead]

Taking nominations, but here's mine:

ok, Inks, I won't curse you out.  just don't do that anymore.  because you want the numbers to look a certain way.  we all do.  but hey, it doesn't work out like that.  let me tell you a story, Inks.  back in the summer I hung out with this group.  we called it, The Group.  we hung out from mid-afternoon everyday to past midnight.  but then this girl came in.  well, she was there anyway, but she ed sh**t up hardcore.  and one of my friends was in love with her, but it was painfully obviously he'd never get with her.  then another of my friends fell in love with her around August 10th.  and she actually liked him.  but there was a problem.  my two friends that were in love with the same girl, they had been best friends forever.  literally.  so the friend that.  oh who cares.  the point is, it ed sh**t up.  and now The Group is no longer.  and I've tried to wink towards my past, but winking towards it doesn't work.  I've become obsessed with it.  and I want The Group back, but it's no longer.  I want the numbers to look a certain way.  but they don't.  sorry Inks.  it happens.  so don't mess with my entries and I won't mess with yours.  it's better that way.

Ah yes, I remember this one. Seconded.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The most emo-licious part of that post is Tweed adopting the WalterMitty philosophy of the Evils of the Shift Key.

How did you know that was emo? It is though, like I said, see any LiveJournal circa 2000.

[Keystone Phil]

The most emo-licious part of that post is Tweed adopting the WalterMitty philosophy of the Evils of the Shift Key.

How did you know that was emo?

I don't know. It just seems like something emo people do. Capital letters are too mainstream for them.

[opebo]

...That post was amazing. It was like Ebullition liner notes. It was like some narration in a very low budget film directed by some guy under 35 with three names like Jacob Aaron Estes or Matthew Ryan Hoge. It was the epitome of LiveJournal circa 2000.

I agree - that was an amazing post.  I'm glad you made this thread to showcase it as I had missed it in my ordinary readings.

[12th Doctor]

At first, I thought this was another wasted BRTD thread, but now I cant stop laughing.

[Boris]

I'm sure if Tweed were to show the members of "The Group" that post, they would re-form.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm sure if Tweed were to show the members of "The Group" that post, they would re-form.

That would kind of ruin the sheer emo-ness of the post though.