The Straight Thread

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MIKE DITKA

I hate Dikta.  Please banish him to the gay thread ASAP.

No. No, you didn't.

That's it. Let's solve this like straights - FIGHT

I have a better idea!  Let's trade an entire draft, plus our first and third round picks next year, for an overrated dumbass who just wants to sit around and get high!  Let's flush the next decade down the drain!

Nobody cares about your stupid teams, Harry.

Well, sure, obviously anyone with a brain cares more about their college team than their NFL team, but football is still football, so I still care somewhat about the Saints.

I believe I can settle this fight.

Harry is posting in the wrong thread.

Case closed.

There is probably a positive correlation in states of gay acceptance and where the NFL is preferred to college football.

[YRABNNRM]

MIKE DITKA

I hate Dikta.  Please banish him to the gay thread ASAP.

No. No, you didn't.

That's it. Let's solve this like straights - FIGHT

I have a better idea!  Let's trade an entire draft, plus our first and third round picks next year, for an overrated dumbass who just wants to sit around and get high!  Let's flush the next decade down the drain!

Nobody cares about your stupid teams, Harry.

Well, sure, obviously anyone with a brain cares more about their college team than their NFL team, but football is still football, so I still care somewhat about the Saints.

I believe I can settle this fight.

Harry is posting in the wrong thread.

Case closed.

There is probably a positive correlation in states of gay acceptance and where the NFL is preferred to college football.

Would that be a bad thing?

[7,052,770]

MIKE DITKA

I hate Dikta.  Please banish him to the gay thread ASAP.

No. No, you didn't.

That's it. Let's solve this like straights - FIGHT

I have a better idea!  Let's trade an entire draft, plus our first and third round picks next year, for an overrated dumbass who just wants to sit around and get high!  Let's flush the next decade down the drain!

Nobody cares about your stupid teams, Harry.

Well, sure, obviously anyone with a brain cares more about their college team than their NFL team, but football is still football, so I still care somewhat about the Saints.

I believe I can settle this fight.

Harry is posting in the wrong thread.

Case closed.

There is probably a positive correlation in states of gay acceptance and where the NFL is preferred to college football.

Would that be a bad thing?

In this thread it is.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_homosexuality_laws.svg



GO ORANGE

[minionofmidas]

I note that homosexuality is legal in Turkey and Iraq.

[The Mikado]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_homosexuality_laws.svg



GO ORANGE

Surinam really stands out, doesn't it?  All alone in South America.

By the way, what the hell, India?

[Sbane]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_homosexuality_laws.svg



GO ORANGE

By the way, what the hell, India?

Yeah India is really interesting. I found out about this a couple of months ago and I was pretty shocked. Turns out it is some victorian British law imposed in 1850ish that wasn't changed in 1947. Some politicians have even come out in support of continuing this recently but there really isn't a debate about it, and most Indians don't even know this law exists. I don't think many people get arrested for it but I am more than positive that the police uses this to gather enormous amounts of bribes. But yeah no real impetus to change the law and forget about anything close to civil unions or marriages.

At the same time India has a very robust transgender population that goes and extracts bribes from businesses and nobody stops them. They are definitely discriminated against in many ways but at the same time are in essence paid for it. That's India for you.

[Nhoj]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_homosexuality_laws.svg



GO ORANGE

Surinam really stands out, doesn't it?  All alone in South America.

By the way, what the hell, India?

thats Guyana on the map actually.

[The Mikado]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_homosexuality_laws.svg



GO ORANGE

Surinam really stands out, doesn't it?  All alone in South America.

By the way, what the hell, India?

thats Guyana on the map actually.

Oops.  You're right, of course.  My mistake.  Sorry to the people of Surinam.

[opebo]

I have a question for the 'straights' - Have you fellowes ever gone to the porno theatre and put your personals through the little hole between the booths?  I mean it could be a girl on the other side, couldn't it?  Is it gay to have sex with an unknown who could be of the same gender?

[Bunwahaha [still dunno why, but well, so be it]]

At the same time India has a very robust transgender population that goes and extracts bribes from businesses and nobody stops them. They are definitely discriminated against in many ways but at the same time are in essence paid for it. That's India for you.

Speaking about transgenders. There were a document on French TV recently that shew that in Iran, where homosexuality can lead to death, the regime encouraged those who are gay to change of sex by an operation, in order they can have "straight sex". Who would have imagined it?? You may could find a link on the net.

[Platypus]

isn't this meant to be the straight thread?

*burp*

[Kaine for Senate '18]

We need to straighten this thread up:

[Holmes]

I have a question for the 'straights' - Have you fellowes ever gone to the porno theatre and put your personals through the little hole between the booths?  I mean it could be a girl on the other side, couldn't it?  Is it gay to have sex with an unknown who could be of the same gender?

opebo, I was always under the impression that those were in bathroom stalls... and I don't think women go in the men's room. Unless it's different in Thailand, which I'm not ruling out.

[Brandon H]

Harry and I disagree on nearly every political issue, yet we agree on things related to the NFL. Ditka is a dumb ass.

[opebo]

I have a question for the 'straights' - Have you fellowes ever gone to the porno theatre and put your personals through the little hole between the booths?  I mean it could be a girl on the other side, couldn't it?  Is it gay to have sex with an unknown who could be of the same gender?

opebo, I was always under the impression that those were in bathroom stalls... and I don't think women go in the men's room. Unless it's different in Thailand, which I'm not ruling out.

No obviously I'm talking about back in the USA - there's no need for that sort of nonsense here.  But yes, they have those in porno-shop video booths.. much better than public restrooms.

[Bunwahaha [still dunno why, but well, so be it]]

isn't this meant to be the straight thread?

*burp*

Héhéhé. Symptomatic of the evolution of "straight"?

[paul718]

Soo, anyone bang any hot girls recently?

[opebo]

Soo, anyone bang any hot girls recently?

Yes, just a few hours ago.  Cost about $60 though, with room, etc etc.

[k-onmmunist]

Pregnancy: hot or not?

Totally hot.

[Mechaman]

Pregnancy: hot or not?

Totally hot.

^^^^^^^^^^this.

[Mechaman]

Soo, anyone bang any hot girls recently?

Does drunken "I don't remember what happened last night" love making work?

[paul718]

Soo, anyone bang any hot girls recently?

Does drunken "I don't remember what happened last night" love making work?

Yeah, it does!!!!

*high-five*

WOOOOO!!!!!!

[Mechaman]

Soo, anyone bang any hot girls recently?

Does drunken "I don't remember what happened last night" love making work?

Yeah, it does!!!!

*high-five*

WOOOOO!!!!!!

Alrighty then!

The bad news is I woke up with a bad hangover and I woke up 40 minutes before a test. I ended up failing epicly and feeling like sh*t afterwards. I guess it's not a total loss (I had very physically strenuous consensual sexual intercourse with a female of significant physical attraction while intoxicated by alcohol) now that I think about it.