Who to vote for for Midwest Senate?

[ilikeverin]

Vote "No" to conservatism!  Vote "No" to the do-nothing status quo!  And vote:

1) Write-in: Randy Jones's Salad Bar
2) NOTA

for Senate this June!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

those are some nice letters. wow. If only, if only...

[Associate Justice PiT]

those are some nice letters. wow. If only, if only...

     I know. Diploma is one cool font.

[Fritz]

Okay that's cute ILV, but I reject your description of me as the "do nothing status quo".

[minionofmidas]

I urge Jas to change his screen name to Randy Jones' Salad Bar.

[ilikeverin]

Okay that's cute ILV, but I reject your description of me as the "do nothing status quo".

I would urge delegates to this Convention to vote for no changes to the constitution.

BURN THE WITCH!  PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!  SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD!

[minionofmidas]

SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD!

I intend to do neither.

[ilikeverin]

Bump.

[minionofmidas]

Well someone has taken the name of Randy Jones' Salad Bar now.

Doesn't live in the district though... but didn't the MasterJedi case establish they don't have to, they just have to by inauguration time?

[minionofmidas]

Just noticed Jas has voted for himself. That settles that.

[ilikeverin]

Just noticed Jas has voted for himself. That settles that.

Oh, goodness.  LoonEvolution would like to change our official suggestion to:

1) Write-in: Randy Jones's Salad Bar (never mind that Xahar has taken it; if anything, the election of Xahar would probably give the anti-Loony forces conniptions.  And conniptions are fun!   Besides, I think we elected Yak's Hairbrush to Lt. Governor once, because of something like this, didn't we?)
2) Write-in: Jas
3) NOTA

[minionofmidas]

NOOO! Don't deny Fritz the final vote he might arguably need to tie this thing and have a redonkulous rerun!

If you do, I will allow BRTD to kill this emobunny on account of it's stupid pseudo-emo haircut:

[ilikeverin]

NOOOOOOO THE EMOBUNNY

I shall withhold my vote until I see that my vote is the only thing separating that emobunny and BRTD.  Should the margin open up or the redonkulousness be achieved without me, I will be maintaining my announced position.