Update

[Lunar]

Lunar: Why bother? Bahasa is easy to learn and universally spoken

So if I were to start doing Swedish studies I shouldn't bother learning Swedish?

You haven't seen their faces light up with happiness upon hearing something besides Bahasa coming out of my mouth.

[Mr. Morden]

Update: I have received a "request for urgent business relationship" from a Nigerian with a broken shift key:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=100092.msg2093846#msg2093846

How should I respond?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

UPDATE:

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress. I was just informed today that she stopped talking to the pothead skater boy a week after we had our little blow up. I've been working with her roommate on an apology letter, which I just sent off, and now we can all play with waiting game. I want us to place bets too. Will she never respond? If she does, how long will it be before I hear from her? A week? 2 weeks? A month? Halloween!? This is so exciting!!!

[Rob]

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress.

Be honest now, son- you chose an Asian girl because she wouldn't laugh at your small dick, right?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress.

Be honest now, son- you chose an Asian girl because she wouldn't laugh at your small dick, right?

Guilty

[Mechaman]

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress.

Be honest now, son- you chose an Asian girl because she wouldn't laugh at your small dick, right?

Guilty

You're a brave soul to admit that. Only a true man could publicly admit (on an internet forum) that he has a small penis.

[Mechaman]

UPDATE:

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress. I was just informed today that she stopped talking to the pothead skater boy a week after we had our little blow up. I've been working with her roommate on an apology letter, which I just sent off, and now we can all play with waiting game. I want us to place bets too. Will she never respond? If she does, how long will it be before I hear from her? A week? 2 weeks? A month? Halloween!? This is so exciting!!!

I won't be surprised if she comes back begging for your disadvantaged libido within a month.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

[Mechaman]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

[Rob]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

[Mechaman]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

In all seriousness, I didn't bet a month before you hear from her again, I bet a month that you would either be very friendly with each other or she would be making more excel graphs if you catch my drift.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

In all seriousness, I didn't bet a month before you hear from her again, I bet a month that you would either be very friendly with each other or she would be making more excel graphs if you catch my drift.

We'll see. I sent off the apology this afternoon. Her roommate said she'd try to encourage her to read it. I wanted to do something else like mail a physical something, but I don't know her address and her roommate said she'd be creeped out if I found out where she was without ever telling me.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

In all seriousness, I didn't bet a month before you hear from her again, I bet a month that you would either be very friendly with each other or she would be making more excel graphs if you catch my drift.

We'll see. I sent off the apology this afternoon. Her roommate said she'd try to encourage her to read it. I wanted to do something else like mail a physical something, but I don't know her address and her roommate said she'd be creeped out if I found out where she was without ever telling me.

Wow... something sounds juicy.  Excel graphics?  Geeze.. might as well pop the question right now!

(kidding, of course)

[Meeker]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

In all seriousness, I didn't bet a month before you hear from her again, I bet a month that you would either be very friendly with each other or she would be making more excel graphs if you catch my drift.

We'll see. I sent off the apology this afternoon. Her roommate said she'd try to encourage her to read it. I wanted to do something else like mail a physical something, but I don't know her address and her roommate said she'd be creeped out if I found out where she was without ever telling me.

Wow... something sounds juicy.  Excel graphics?  Geeze.. might as well pop the question right now!

(kidding, of course)

This really isn't the thread to be making jokes about proposing too early.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

LOL

This thread was meant to be somewhat serious, so we need to steer back on course. Anyway, no response thus far, but it's been less than 24 hours and I don't except anything for a while, if at all. Mechman is still in line for the prize.

[Sensei]

Duke's acting creepy.