Strawman Thread

[Χahar]

Let's get this thing started:

Look for the left's response to any thread over the past five years asking if we should invade Iran.

[King]

I love this game.
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[Χahar]

etaoinshrdlucmfwypvbgkqjxz

I win?

[King]

etaoinshrdlucmfwypvbgkqjxz

I win?

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Sorry.  The word was straw.

[I left.]

Do I win?

[Χahar]

Why the heck would a minor not be allowed to pump gas?  Heck, I pumped gas in our family car when I was like 10 - back when it used to be fun.  Now I'd rather stay in the car than get out and do it (especially when it's freezing cold).

Er, don't you listen to the global warming proponents?  They will tell you that "freezing cold" is something from the past, and if you believe you are experiencing it, then you're some kind of nut.

[Snowguy716]

Why the heck would a minor not be allowed to pump gas?  Heck, I pumped gas in our family car when I was like 10 - back when it used to be fun.  Now I'd rather stay in the car than get out and do it (especially when it's freezing cold).

Er, don't you listen to the global warming proponents?  They will tell you that "freezing cold" is something from the past, and if you believe you are experiencing it, then you're some kind of nut.

I love it when conservatives try to use sarcasm as a means of humor.  Rather than coming across as funny, they just come across as mean, hateful, and ignorant.

Now do I win?

[paul718]

straw -- man

victory

[Grad Students are the Worst]

straw -- man

victory

So, by that, you mean you want to club seals to death, or just enough to put them in their goddamn place?

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Do I win?

That's a scarecrow you f****ing idiot!

[Χahar]

God gave us this land, now we want to give it away to these monsters?

God given land my arse!  You know for well that land actually belongs to the Palestinians, and if anything its the Israeli government who're the monsters for being arrogant enough to deny that!

But, seeing as Israel isn't going anywhere soon, its government could have the good sense to withdraw back to the intended 1948 boundaries and accept and recognise the presence of a fully independent Palestinian state.  For one thing, Israel's Arab neighbours might be somewhat less pissed off at the aforementioned.

[Lunar]

that map is surprisingly incomplete too

[??????????]

that map is surprisingly incomplete too

Yes, it doesn't include France, England or Germany.

[Lunar]

Like, I'm currently living in the world's largest Muslim country, I believe both geographically and population wise, and it's about 90% Muslim, but I don't see that there, nor parts of Southeastern Europe or elsewhere from Bangladesh to Northern Nigeria that would further emphasize the map's claims...namely that the "Muslim World" if such a thing exists, is frickin' huge compared to Israel.

[Gravis Marketing]

that map is surprisingly incomplete too

Clearly Israel should sign a defense pact with Gambia.

[Χahar]

Kind of too easy, but:

Why is it when americans riot agianst stupid government-controlled insurance and healthcare, idiot statist liberals consider this group a mob orchestrated from insurance companies,especially when this is happening around the country, when some are democrats, when some are asking good questions(maybe a little without them yelling but other than that) ahd libs can't even ask a sincere question?

But when a black conservative from St Louise gets beat up by bunch of union mobs and when an old lady gets pushed up against a wall by more union mobs, and when a guy gets his shirt ripped open and chest cut, that's just OK, right?

If it's anything, it's these trade union jerks being orchestrated by probably liberal politicians and if not by politicians, Obama and libs politicians certainly ain't really doing anything to help out it.

SO, WHO'S THE MOB?

[Χahar]

What a bunch of neo-LIBS.  You complained for years about government monitoring the citizens (those that were suspected of potentially attacking the US or supporting those that would) and now you're all gungho.  "It's wrong unless we do it."  That's all I'm hearing from you.  I guess it's a good thing that you are showing your true colors. 

[Χahar]

No, no.  When it falls it will be the fault of 60 year old chubby women in Des Moines screaming at an official nobody has ever heard of.



...and Bush.

[Χahar]

nukes are teh evil, 100% every time, nothing will change the mind of the close minded anti-war crusader


(although some of them think Iran should have them....just for balance of course)

[Χahar]

Correct, because the left....NO...not "the left"....what do you guys want to be called anyway?  Let me start over...

Correct because the people opposite of the "right wingers" are willing to throw minorities under the bus to make the govt bigger and they don't see a problem with this.

We are all in the Klan and hate everybody that isn't a WASP, what do you expect?  You "opposite rightwingers" are supposed to be better than that.  You're the ones that think Affirmative Action isn't a racist policy.  You're the ones that thought bussing kids all over town was a good idea.  You're the ones that call any black guy to the right of you an Uncle Tom as if that's not an insult when someone as openminded as "opposite rightwingers" use it.

But hey, it's not easy to wash away a hundred and fifty years of over the top racism with 40 years of subtle, sympathetic racism.

[dead0man]

Awww, somebody has a crush.

[Χahar]

I call it like it is.

[King]

I liked this thread better when we played hangman

[Χahar]

I liked this thread better when we played hangman

Yeah, it was less depressing.

[Χahar]

Now lets see who comes in to defend this asshat or the PRC.