What're you wearing right now?

[Gustaf]

Jeans, a t-shirt, and a decent quantity of my own blood.

um...

BADASS!!

[Gustaf]

I'm wearing clothes I traded for at a clothes trading party.

[Gustaf]

I'm wearing clothes I traded for at a clothes trading party.

Do you disrobe at these parties, kinky-swede?

What's the difference between a kinky-Swede and a kinky Swede?

It's a party where you have to trade away your clothes, so of course one "disrobes". I never found anything worthwhile to trade my pants for though so I didn't reach any spectacular levels of kinkiness. (there was a guy who kept pestering me, trying to trade my pants for the pantyhose he had traded his pants for. I didn't oblige him)

I think a couple of girls did trade away their bras though.

[Gustaf]

What's the difference between a kinky-Swede and a kinky Swede?

In some cases pronunciation in some cases a leer or wink. 

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OK that's all pretty kinky.  If I were holding such a party I'd have people bring in their wares in a nice box, bag, or basket, and then trade wholesomely.  No need to exchange what one is actually wearing.

Anyway, at the moment I am imprisoned within the office, and thus wearing office attire - a pair of black trousers, a sort of peachy coloured short-sleeved dress shirt, and brown belt and shoes with black socks.

I think the point of it is more to have people undress than to trade clothes...

[Gustaf]

Hunny, its gonna cost more than 15 grand for this ass.

But alas you probably couldn't give something like that away, eh what?

I think the point of it is more to have people undress than to trade clothes...

Aha, kinky!  When there is a healthy and normal prostitution industry such silliness doesn't much occur.  Did you see a booby or a Swedish Flank?

Btw, I have to admit this is one of the rare occasions when I have nothing on at all - sorry guys.  But I always have to sit in front of the fan for about 10 minutes at least after taking a shower here in humid, tropical Thailand - this is a 'universal male practice' according to my Thai friends, which is a necessity for avoiding fungals in ones jungles - basically 'jock itch' or ringworm.  (That said, it has been breezy and cool all day, so 'winter' is coming.. of course by cool I mean a daytime high in the lower eighties).

I think consenting adults having fun together beats exploitation based on unjust power structures. But I'm no reactionary, of course. It's more good natured fun than any sort of sex orgy anyway.

[Gustaf]

I'm currently wearing beige kinos and a white Dogville t-shirt. I garnered several anti-compliments at university today wearing that.

[Gustaf]

'Kinos'?  Is that like chinos?

Why would you get anti-compliments for a Dogville t-shirt?  I quite liked that fillum.

Oh, right, that's how one spells it. Shows how interested I am in clothes, I guess...

I don't think it was the theme of it. One of my friends called it a fashion disaster. Which in this case, rarely for me, was actually somewhat intentional. I want to look bad for this particular course.