Ask the previous poster...

[JSojourner]

...for advice about something.

[Sensei]

When should I start focusing on Christmas?

[JSojourner]

When should I start focusing on Christmas?

ANSWER:  Thank you, Sensei for your prescient and probing query.  I believe you cannot possibly focus on Christmas until you have first focused on Advent.  Advent preceeds Christman, which typically arrives on December 24th. 

QUESTION:    Do lawn gnomes come to life when no one is looking, and if so...how should I deal with the problem?

[opebo]

Speaking of Probing Queeries...

Should I try the fancy prostate massage place in bangkok?  (note: this site contains no nudity or pornographic images or language)

I'm curious but so far that sort of thing has been off-putting to me.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Answer:  Buy my magical lawn gnome neutralizing dust.  It will keep your lawn gnomes docile and in check.

Question:  Why does your poop turn otherworldly shades of green after eating generic Fruit Loops?

[Rowan]

Answer:  Buy my magical lawn gnome neutralizing dust.  It will keep your lawn gnomes docile and in check.

Question:  Why does your poop turn otherworldly shades of green after eating generic Fruit Loops?

Answer: That's not normal. You might want to contact your doctor about that problem.

Question: Should I find the defendant guilty or not guilty?

[CubOB]

Answer: I'm sure they're guilty of something...

Question: is there anything in the Bible against eating bats? This is quite urgent.

[opebo]

Answer: I'm sure they're guilty of something...

Question: is there anything in the Bible against eating bats? This is quite urgent.

Yes bat-eating is banned, as well as bats-up-the-bum.

Should I get a dental implant?

[Sensei]

A:Yes, but only one made of gold.
Q: Which daytime talk-show host would be the best at sailing?

[Ban my account ffs!]

Ellen.

Why do people audibly suck sh**t from between their teeth after eating?

[afleitch]

A. Because STARVING CHILDREN WOULD GIVE THEIR ARM FOR THAT SH**t!!!!!
Q. How long is a piece of string?

[CubOB]

Answer: 100cm

Question: Where is Igg

[Sensei]

on fire

Who would win a fight between Steve Wilkos and the pope?

[Torie]

What rock music is worthy for me to exercise to other than Interpol, that has that same kind of style?  By that style, I mean strong vocals with more complex and interesting cord changes, but not at the cost of a driving pulsing beat. Thanks Sensei!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Answer to Torie - Queensryche (TRUST ME!!!)

Question - Will BushOK ever come to his friggin senses and wake up and smell the coffee?

[King]

A: Only if Jesus tells him so.

Q: Could "focusing on Christmas" possibly refer to this being a virgin birth?!?!

[Torie]

Thanks GM3. I will get it! 

Answer to GM3: To be frank it isn't promising, but as consequences and experiences ensue, no doubt his approach, attitudes and beliefs will evolve somewhat. That typically is the case.  Some youngs are near hopeless idealists really, and he is one of them. Over time, some of the passion for absolutes will probably fade, as the shades of gray become more readily visible.

I am a bit confused about the pregnancy thing, unless the guy and gal were really unlucky, and one burst of passion did the job without condoms handy, or well, it was deliberate.  In either event, the odds are not high that it will all turn out well I suspect, sadly.  But maybe BushOK will get lucky. I certainly hope so. He's a nice guy, and means well. Not everyone out of the box can be a rather jaded sophisticated secular cosmopolitan you know.  We all have different experiences.

[Sensei]

I agree

Q: Is "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan good sexytime music?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I agree

Q: Is "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan good sexytime music?

Nothing beats any CD by the group Bread......in fact there is no other reason to own a Bread CD except for sex.

(Side note to Torie - The CD's Empire and Operation: Mindcrime, are Queensryche's best.  Be patient, the first 2 songs on Empire are only so-so, and Mindcrime is amazing, period.)


Is BRTD acting extremely gay about this dudefest stuff?

[JSojourner]

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Is BRTD acting extremely gay about this dudefest stuff?

Perhaps.  But really, anything distracting him from his man-crush on Opebo...his hatred of Walter...and his obsession with suburbs is probably a good thing. 

QUESTION: Name the Atlasian most likely to end up in jail and describe (without too much detail) how his first few days behind bars will go?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

QUESTION: Name the Atlasian most likely to end up in jail and describe (without too much detail) how his first few days behind bars will go?

VanderBlubber.........let's just say his first few days will be a pain in the ass. 


Why are so many of us addiced to this website?

[JSojourner]

QUESTION: Name the Atlasian most likely to end up in jail and describe (without too much detail) how his first few days behind bars will go?

VanderBlubber.........let's just say his first few days will be a pain in the ass. 


Why are so many of us addiced to this website?

Answer:  Because there is no other place on the www where it is possible to discuss political issues, concerns and prognostication...while also receiving regular updates on Walter Mitty's bowels, rocket's latest lingerie fetish or Opebo's inner conflict over deep prostate massage.  Duh.


Who, on the forum, should Joe Republic ask to the prom?