Can Someone Help a Clueless Old Fart Out?

[JSojourner]

It took me awhile, but I finally caught up with the "poors & dumbs" syntax...the whole suburbs hard on...and the HP/FF nomenclature.

But can someone enlighten me about this latest phrase making the rounds?  "Focus on Christmas"? 

I might have been at the Sinatra singalong, at ceramics class or taking a nap.  And sometimes, they just leave me in my chair on the porch...

Anyone?

[Franzl]

It's mocking BushOklahoma who claimed he would "focus on Christmas" if his relationship didn't work out....or something like that.

[JSojourner]

It's mocking BushOklahoma who claimed he would "focus on Christmas" if his relationship didn't work out....or something like that.

Thank you, Franzl.  I promise to fix the next bingo game at the home in your favor.

[Franzl]

It's mocking BushOklahoma who claimed he would "focus on Christmas" if his relationship didn't work out....or something like that.

Thank you, Franzl.  I promise to fix the next bingo game at the home in your favor.

Excellent

[Sensei]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Well if he has a kid on the way looks like the gift is already wrapped, eh Sensei? 

I'm still interested in her due date....

[Sensei]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Well if he has a kid on the way looks like the gift is already wrapped, eh Sensei? 

I'm still interested in her due date....

It keeps getting better, I say.

[bullmoose88]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

What do BushOK and Christmas have in common?

They each only come once per year.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Well if he has a kid on the way looks like the gift is already wrapped, eh Sensei? 

I'm still interested in her due date....

It keeps getting better, I say.

Every woman is different but if someone got pregnant in June its a bit early to be THAT sick.......just sayin'

[Sensei]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

What do BushOK and Christmas have in common?

They each only come once per year.

Got 'em

[Boris]

nobody knows the meaning of "focus on Christmas" either, which makes it all the more brilliant

[JSojourner]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Yeah, so is one of our local car dealers.  

[JSojourner]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

What do BushOK and Christmas have in common?

They each only come once per year.

Jeeze.  He's not even married yet.  I thought you were talking about me.

[Torie]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

What do BushOK and Christmas have in common?

They each only come once per year.

Jeeze.  He's not even married yet.  I thought you were talking about me.

  This has been a real clever and funny thread so far to me for some reason.

[TeePee4Prez]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Well if he has a kid on the way looks like the gift is already wrapped, eh Sensei? 

I'm still interested in her due date....

Yes, his relationship won't inevitably end..... Like it should.

[Eraserhead]

The "focus on Christmas" joke is the best thing to come out of the thread so far, imo.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The "focus on Christmas" joke is the best thing to come out of the thread so far, imo.

What comes out in 8 months will be far more interesting.

[Plant City Rebel]

i think the funny thing about it is that BO said he was going to start focusing on Christmas in July

Well if he has a kid on the way looks like the gift is already wrapped, eh Sensei? 

I'm still interested in her due date....

It keeps getting better, I say.

Every woman is different but if someone got pregnant in June its a bit early to be THAT sick.......just sayin'

Gm.......trust me.. ..there is no rhyme or reason to morning sickness....not to mention the added bonus of it not being restricted to *just* the morning....and Lord help you if you catch a whiff of something just a hair off....

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Gm.......trust me.. ..there is no rhyme or reason to morning sickness....not to mention the added bonus of it not being restricted to *just* the morning....and Lord help you if you catch a whiff of something just a hair off....

Oh I know, but don't you think just a few weeks (according to Bush OK) is too early for it to start so severely, Mrs. States?

[Plant City Rebel]

Gm.......trust me.. ..there is no rhyme or reason to morning sickness....not to mention the added bonus of it not being restricted to *just* the morning....and Lord help you if you catch a whiff of something just a hair off....

Oh I know, but don't you think just a few weeks (according to Bush OK) is too early for it to start so severely, Mrs. States?

It really does depend.  I knew I was pregnant with my youngest at about a month along ( I got pregnant mid april, and knew before Memorial Day )----if it's not your first, you have a baseline to look at and go....okay.....let me see...  this isn't quite right.

BOK has already said she has migraines, those kick up with hormone fluctuations,( again another I know of what I speak)  of course, they also kick up in times of great stress....so...six of one, half dozen of the other.  Getting into the TMI issues, if you are regular on your cycle, and know your body's signs, any deviation will give you that hmmm moment.  There are also some physical indicators that pop, and again, if it's not your first pregnancy, you tend to tune in better to your body. 

The worst case of (all day) morning sickness, was right after I found out, so I was maybe 5 or 6 weeks tops..