Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Heck nowadays all the people who know how to build houses are not only unemployed but probably living under a bridge. 

Most home builders nowadays make a lot of money.

How is that possible - there are no houses being built.

It's different in the US than in Germany of course, but my street has had two new houses built in the past three months or so.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

What contractor in their right mind will hire you given you leave jobs faster than I change heads on my toothbrush?

You don't just buy a new toothbrush whole?  I've never heard of 'changing heads' on a toothbrush.  Maybe on a 'shaver'...

An electric toothbrush.

Do people actually use those?  Sounds so 1950s!

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I thought you were a lazy person, of course lazy people like me use them.

False dichotomy, there is of course no such thing as a "non-lazy" person.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I would take a picture of the shed, but it may be too graphic even for the forum.

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[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

This thread has more than doubled in size while I was gone. Can someone summarise what happened in the last month or so, please?