2018 Senatorial Elections

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GOP: 56 (+4)
DEM: 44 (-4)

Seat Changes (bold denotes party change)
AL: Luther Strange (R-Cool Name) --> Roy Moore (R-Jeebus)
AZ: Jeff Flake (R-Out of Touch, Also Mormon) --> Matt Salmon (R-eplacement Mormon, Not Out of Touch)
AZ (S): John McCain (R-IP) --> Martha McSally (R-McCain²)
CA: Diane Feinstein (D-Assisted Living) --> Kevin de León (D-#resist)
IN: Joe Donnelly (D-esperate) --> Luke Messer (R-Not Rokita)
MO: Air Claire (D-oomed) --> Josh Hawley (R-ising Star)
MT: Jon Testes (D-???) --> Matt Rosendale (R-Insurance)
NV: Dean Heller (R-Mormon) --> Jacky Rosen (D-Fresh)
NJ: Bob Menendez (D-Jail) --> Donald Norcross (D-La Cosa Norcross)
ND: Hidey Hidekamp (D-A Good Woman) --> Tom Campbell (R-Ad Boobs)
PA: Bob Casey (D-Not Pro-Choice) --> Lou Barletta (R-ProtoTrump)
TN: Bob Corker (R-Liddle) --> Marsha Blackburn (R-Anti Twitter)
UT: Orrin Hatch (R-Doom 2) --> MITT ROMNEY! (R-Javelin)

Selected Other Races
MI: Debbie Stabmenow (D-Incumbent) def. Kate Upton's Uncle (R-Up or Out)
WI: Tammy Baldwin (D-Gay) def. Leah Vukmir (R-Registered Nurse, Probable Soccer Mom)
TX: Ted Cruz (R-Porn) def. Beto O'Rourke (D-TITANIUM D TEXAS)
MA: Walking Eagle (D-Too Full of S**t to Fly, Fake Indian) def. Shiva Ayyadurai (R-eal Indian)
VA: Tim Kaine (D-Soccer Dad) def. Corey Stewart (R-Self Hating Yankee)
FL: Bill Nelson (D-Spaceman) def. Rick Scott (R-Voldemort)
OH: Sherrod Brown (D-Populist) def. Josh Mandel (R-Ugly)
MN: Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota Nice, Future President) def. Jim Newberger (R-Nobody)
WV: Joe Manchin (D-Blue Dog) def. Patrick Morrisey (R-New Jersey)