Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Landslide Lyndon]

Women are 3 times as likely to be undecided in the multi-candidate matchup. 

Many are tempted by the allure of Rich Whitey.

[King]

I was trying to lift at the gym and got distracted by thinking about this.

Oh, I hate when that happens!

[Phony Moderate]

No, not really. 2010 is the final death of liberalism in all forms, and the second to last nail in the coffin for the Democratic Party. 2012 will be the last nail.

[Brittain33]

The dems will win either WVA or Ky, neither or one of them.

In all fairness, that's what will probably happen.

In fact, that will definitely happen.

It does exclude the possibility of Dems winning both.

[Linus Van Pelt]

The dems will win either WVA or Ky, neither or one of them.

In all fairness, that's what will probably happen.

In fact, that will definitely happen.

It does exclude the possibility of Dems winning both.

Yeah, I was puzzled by all those putting this here too. The quotation is ungrammatical, but presumably the mistake was just putting that "neither" and "or" in the wrong order, i.e. the intended sentence was "The dems will win either WA or KY, or neither one of them".

[Meeker]

Ah, I suppose that's true. My bad.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Communism is still a threat to Western society.

[opebo]

Yeah, you're not insulting to real slaves at all.

I don't think so.  One works in the house, one works in the fields, another in the sadists bedchamber.  But they're all in thrall to the power of the owner.

Do you mind if my metal band uses that as lyrics?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I'd recommend a lil vodka in his juice, bro.  

I'll be honest with you.  I've thought of it many times.  I always have to get the old lady's okay about what he eats or drinks.  She's quite militant about his dietary intake.  So when I brought it up she nearly shit a brick.  It was very clear that she wasn't into giving the boy any booze.  

Did I ever mention that the first time my dad ever got me drunk I was seven?  It was with brandy.  We sat up and drank a bottle of brandy together when I was 7 and he was 37.  My mom freaked out about it.  My memory is a little rusty, but I do remember that things were very tense between them for a couple of days afterward.

I guess women just don't see things the way men do.  Probably, that's for the best.

[opebo]

I don't see what everybody is so disappointed about here.  It's OK couldn't be a never ending story.  We had our exposition at IHOP, the rising action with Susan, the employment climax, disengagement falling action, and the Sprint resolution.

What more could you want from a plot?  I guess we could cut it up in editing and make it edgy and nonlinear.

It's OK II will show up in a year or so and be equally acclaimed.  And feature some great cameos.

[Хahar 🤔]

I don't know what you're saying in the title, but does it say that someone's ex-wife is Robert Duvall???

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Made me laugh, but still very very true:

I really need to make myself clearer with these.

If this had been any non-PC demographic, no one would care.  Allow me to demonstrate:

"Tea Partiers are uneducated, violent hicks"

"Blacks are uneducated, violent hicks"

Which of these two statements would get some one fired from their job at a "mainstream" TV news station?

Did you forget, say, "Panther" between "Black" and "s" or is there something I'M missing? Because as of right now your statement makes considerably less sense than "3+4=11,000,000".

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I don't know what you're saying in the title, but does it say that someone's ex-wife is Robert Duvall???

I am honored to have been quoted out of context.

[SvenssonRS]

And he is by far the biggest FF on the forum and the best poster. No question.

Click the link for context.

[King]

And he is by far the biggest FF on the forum and the best poster. No question.

Click the link for context.

BRTD's hardy for opebo stopped being fun a long time ago.

Although I do agree that opebo and angus are probably the two best reads on the board.

[Free Palestine]

History will probably judge him badly for not being able to prevent the final victory of fascism

[Phony Moderate]

History will probably judge him badly for not being able to prevent the final victory of fascism

Context is probably needed.

[opebo]

History will probably judge him badly for not being able to prevent the final victory of fascism

Context is probably needed.

Not for those of us who know the honorable Lief and the teabag Herp.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context needed.

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Phony Moderate]

Context needed.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Maybe not.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Should intermoderate's posts be made invisible by censor?

We already have that service available for you:

[Marokai Backbeat]

29. But I have the mind of a child.

In a jar, in my closet.

[Landslide Lyndon]

What's with all of the undecideds?

Holding out hope that their undecidedness will lead to Whitman cutting them a check.

[Phony Moderate]

Expect more of this to come once the John Birch Party (d/b/a the Republican Party) takes power.

No. You have no idea what you are even talking about.

Yes I do. The Tea Party wing of the GOP is nothing more than a mix of the John Birch Society and Joseph McCarthy on steroids.
They're hateful, evil people.

I agree, the GOP still is too much like the Moderate Republican Senator Joseph McCarthy. Moderates are very dangerous.

However there is little connection today between the tea party and the John Birch Society.

[Mechaman]

This one is pretty old, but I came across it and I just died laughing, I F***ING DIED.

I'll also add that it was probably the worst photoshop job I've ever seen.  His manhood was unfeasibly large and way too veiny.  How in the heck would gay guys (and straight girls) find that attractive?  What the hell would they do with one of those if they ever encountered it?  I doubt there's an orifice in the whole world large enough to handle it.

This guy certainly changed my opinion of Harrison Ford, let me tell you.  I always respected him as an actor until now.