Burris in 2016?

[Eraserhead]

Maybe he wants to be the first african american President?

Al, don't be so utterly ridiculous.  You're clearly forgetting somebody.

Everybody knows that Bill Clinton holds that accolade.

Obama is only half black.

And won't Burris be 79 or 80 by then? That's probably too old to be President.

Obama's skin is black, thus he is a black. We have the one drop rule in the states, friend.

[Eraserhead]

Obama is not African-American.

He's the son of an African and an American.  Couldn't really be much more of one.

^^^^

He's about the purest example of an African-American there is.