Bad person: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM WRONG RAAAAAAAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH TIME TO GET CRUSHED"
Protestant Christian: "I disagree with your opinion because these Bible verses prove them wrong. I hope you will casually ignore the fact that this is entirely irrelvant because you don't believe the Bible is the Word of God, and as such, you have no reason whatsoever to take these verses at face value."
Bad person: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HOW CAN THIS BE THE BIBLE DISAGREES WITH MY OPINION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Protestant Christian: "For whatever reason, the Bible, which you have never cared about until this moment in your life, has completely convinced you that I am right and you are wrong. Isn't that great?"
In other words, the same logic as a Total commercial.
I have always suspected that Total is a tool of the Pat Robertson Christian right. You can't have that few calories in such a damn fine-tasting cereal without some divine intervention.
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