What're you wearing right now?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Red t-shirt, black jeans that are now far too big, braces (a nice tasteful dark red). No shoes, obviously. Am indoors.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Ten year old Eintracht strip, khaki shorts to just over the knees. No shoes no socks.

What's a 'strip'?

Kit

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Well, as I'm sure you intended that did not help.

Actually I thought you might be more familiar with the term. So Americans use neither kit nor strip. Interesting,.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Cheap grey tweed jacket, a nice linen shirt, dark brownish (kind of) corduroy trousers. Earlier in the day, the shirt was cotton, there was a tie (made of the objectively correct material for such things; wool), and a dark brown jumper. And, when outside, a long black coat, a flat cap, a scarf and leather gloves.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

If you're buying all that stuff second hand, then you are I are very alike - I wore somewhat similar attire at home in the winter (though not the tie).  If not, where are you getting all that money?

I sell heroin to primary school children. Have I not mentioned this before? Seriously though, yeah, charity shops are good. Well, some of them are. There are some absolute dives around here (because of the students).