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« Reply #100 on: April 18, 2018, 08:10:04 AM »

Subject: Opinion of David Duke

Sometimes raises valid points, but in atrocious way....

I think this might be Peak Centrism.

Almost like "I'm NOT a racist, BUT..."
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« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2018, 04:43:23 AM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=292480.0
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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2018, 12:09:38 PM »

Trump pulling out? I guess there is a first time for everything.

Who gets the commemorative coins?
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« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2018, 03:56:50 AM »

It's despicable that we are even discussing this article of extreme disrespect to a sitting senator. Enough said.
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« Reply #104 on: June 26, 2018, 07:59:18 AM »

it would only be bravery if she went up to him and said "Mr. President you could not have had sex with Candice Bergen in the early 90s". That's troop-level heroism to stand up like that.
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« Reply #105 on: June 28, 2018, 03:44:13 PM »

Overpredicting on Democratic chances in 2018
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« Reply #106 on: July 12, 2018, 01:48:48 PM »

PEAK INTERNET

Democrats were a party the party of Karl Marx; however, during the time of the Whigs, there weren't any unions around, so they were the People's Party of Agriculture.

After 1900, Labor replaced the People's Party of Agriculture, and became the Progressive Party and input the income tax on the wealthy.

So, I use Secular and Socialist interchangeably.
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« Reply #107 on: July 22, 2018, 08:55:46 AM »

No because a team from a Trump state beat a team from a Clinton state
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« Reply #108 on: August 07, 2018, 03:10:40 PM »

Depends on other factors, although considering my ideology I may end up with an ice axe in my skull.
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« Reply #109 on: August 30, 2018, 02:02:11 PM »

To people of color, the Southern Strategy that the Goldwater conservatives, like Dole, Reagan, Nixon and Goldwater is covert racism, not overt racism. And it was the Hoover administration closeness to the Goldwater wing of the GOP and his ties to outside groups like China and Russia, which didn't properly survelliance the political heavyweights, that caused their untimely deaths.

This post gave me cancer but, damn, it was worth it!
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« Reply #110 on: September 03, 2018, 05:52:38 AM »

To people of color, the Southern Strategy that the Goldwater conservatives, like Dole, Reagan, Nixon and Goldwater is covert racism, not overt racism. And it was the Hoover administration closeness to the Goldwater wing of the GOP and his ties to outside groups like China and Russia, which didn't properly survelliance the political heavyweights, that caused their untimely deaths.

This post gave me cancer but, damn, it was worth it!

It makes me yearn for a What-If timeline co-written by olawakandi and Yougo1000.  Imagine what the former could do with the Polo-Iraqi Federation.


Yougo1000's epic stories were easily the forum's golden age.
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« Reply #111 on: September 09, 2018, 09:13:12 AM »

Since joining Atlas, my confidence around women has improved and i stutter less in public speaking situations.

I would recommend Atlas to anyone who is interested in reading about why Democrats hate Donald Trump and they will never forgive him.


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« Reply #112 on: September 13, 2018, 03:32:11 PM »

He reminds me a lot of one user whose screenname was Da-Jon.  His writing style and predictions are eerily similar to his.
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« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2018, 06:49:05 PM »

Now there is an idea for a premium forum account feature: The Official Premium Atlas Hot Girls/Guys subforum, curated by Virginia and Torie, respectively.

$19.99 / year


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« Reply #114 on: October 19, 2018, 06:56:29 PM »

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I'd say they should be bred out of existence, but if we are being honest, no one will ever want to breed with them anyway, so it'll already happen.
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« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2018, 05:06:09 PM »

Sometimes you have to get creative...

Downright ignorance expressed here. Any fool could see that. Very disappointing too. Ignorance really does breed callousness. Desperation on the part of the right to shut discussion of assault down.

Is there anything that can be done? Some understanding surely.

As part of my dealing with assault cases;

Sometimes what's thought as atypical, However disjointed it may be, Is actually a common psychological response. That means that it's very rare. Even atypical to the usual response. But trauma affects recollection. A fully formed memory can be one that later fractures. Generally going to the authorities early would help.

Sometimes, if not most of the time that's difficult. Often affected by attitudes and how seriously allegations are dealt with.

So to have the president mock a victim like that without regard to her lived experience. Undeniably that's someone who doesn't care about women. Callous masculinity from a man who's probably paid off or married those that cause him the slightest 'grievance.' Knowing that is key.

Incredibly the right wing seen to be adopting that worldview. Trumpism is victimhood: it has no time for actual victims.
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« Reply #116 on: November 02, 2018, 03:57:35 PM »

The idea of "alphas" and "betas" is pure pseudoscience.

Yeah, it's all Greek to me.
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« Reply #117 on: November 08, 2018, 07:47:05 PM »

TX-Sen ‘18 was a rematch of the 2015 Canadian federal election. A privileged, hip, left-wing dilettante (son of another politician) takes on a punchable right-wing Albertan. People have been talking about how much worse Cruz did compared to 2012, when really they should be talking about how Cruz has overperformed Harper’s 2015 showing. This is a victory in real *and* moral terms for Cruz.
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« Reply #118 on: November 10, 2018, 01:27:41 PM »

Context:

Yes. It made me economically anxious.
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« Reply #119 on: December 24, 2018, 07:02:24 PM »

Classic OC

Fully live independently and Jehovah Witness says if a matriach or someone important passed in your life, its okay to not celebrate pagan holidays of Xmas.
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« Reply #120 on: December 27, 2018, 07:23:10 AM »

You all underestimate Russian threat.

Someone's playing too much "Command & Conquer" ...

The Americans are smart enough to prevent the tsunami by freeing Peter Madsen from a Danish prison with a Navy Seal 7 team, smuggling him onto the Russian nuclear robotic submarine and letting him kill the whole Russian crew there, before they can set off the nuclear explosion that is wiping out the East Coast.

They then bring the submarine and the dead Russian crew members to the US, hand Madsen over to the Danes again (but only after the above-mentioned Navy Seal 7 team has also deployed Peter Madsen to the Kremlin in a secret night operation, where he sneaks into Putin's bedroom, has gay sex with him and then rapes, kills and dismembers him) and then use the Russian technology to build their own nuclear tsunami weapon that will wipe out St. Petersburg (not the FL one) first and then Moscow gets destroyed with the MAG
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« Reply #121 on: December 27, 2018, 08:50:13 AM »

I hope Proto is not from Putin's inner circle and that my critical post about Putin doesn't mean I get droned now by the Russians ...

I've heard they developed some badass combat robot that should stand Austrian winter conditions.

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« Reply #122 on: December 28, 2018, 08:09:18 AM »

Sorry to disappoint the young 'uns here, but if you look at the Terms of Service, there is no Sanity Claus. 🎅🎅🎅
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« Reply #123 on: January 04, 2019, 06:34:58 AM »

Fool! The Nazis would not be on the surface, but underground in their basement. Hitler was Austrian after all.
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« Reply #124 on: January 07, 2019, 06:02:29 PM »

There’s a reason Mike Pence calls his wife “mother.” The reason? There’s a hidden family secret that Mike Pence doesn’t want anyone to know about. His real surname isn’t Pence; he changed it to hide the truth and throw journalists off his trail. Mike’s real last name is McPoyle.

What’s so special about that, you may ask? Well, the McPoyles are an inbred family originating from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Naturally, Indiana seemed like the perfect state for such a person trying to hide such a background and blend in to relocate to.

So, how does him calling his wife “mother” factor into this? There are 11 known members of the McPoyle family (plus Mike “Pence” McPoyle). One of those members is called “Mother;” she’s famous for providing the McPoyle family with their favorite beverage: milk. In fact, they call it “Mother’s Milk.”

In exhibits A, B, and C provided below, you can observe the unusual McPoyle milk consumption habits...




So, how do we know Mike “Pence” McPoyle shares this unusual milk consumption habit common among this inbred family? Well, the CBC reports that...

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And, again, who is mother?


You almost got away with it too, didn’t you... Mike “Pence” McPoyle?

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