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[JohnFKennedy]

Gay marriage certainly is a civil rights issue.

Don! You're right! Get some Senators to write up this Pro-Gay Marriage ammendment.

It certainly is not. To imply so would mean to imply that gays are a distinct minority. That has never been proven to be the case.

(feels the need to be funny)

There are less of them than those of a heterosexual orientation. Minority!

(failed to be funny)

[JohnFKennedy]

Gay marriage certainly is a civil rights issue.

Don! You're right! Get some Senators to write up this Pro-Gay Marriage ammendment.

It certainly is not. To imply so would mean to imply that gays are a distinct minority. That has never been proven to be the case.

(feels the need to be funny)

There are less of them than those of a heterosexual orientation. Minority!

(failed to be funny)

Can you destinguish gays by race, nationality or religion? Am not aware of any distinction for sexual orientation in the US Constitution.

Ummmm......Hello?.....Sense of humour?..........Are you in there?.........Guess not.......

[JohnFKennedy]

Gay marriage certainly is a civil rights issue.

Don! You're right! Get some Senators to write up this Pro-Gay Marriage ammendment.

It certainly is not. To imply so would mean to imply that gays are a distinct minority. That has never been proven to be the case.

(feels the need to be funny)

There are less of them than those of a heterosexual orientation. Minority!

(failed to be funny)

Can you destinguish gays by race, nationality or religion? Am not aware of any distinction for sexual orientation in the US Constitution.

Ummmm......Hello?.....Sense of humour?..........Are you in there?.........Guess not.......

Do you want me to show you my fork?

That's a federal offense!