Clarence for President- A New Era

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Senator, what are your positions on dog consumption?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Alfred- I love dogs but don't much care- if your culture eats dogs fine by me as long as they are killed humanely

I mean, have you ever eaten dogs? What about babies?

There have been some very interesting debates this campaign season about the consumption of children by other candidates (see my sig and Jerseyrules'). I'd just like to know where you stand on this important issure.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Thank you very much ZuWo- I pledge to be a decisive and active leader but I do NOT pledge to be tech savvy... I will see if I can switch the logo out to make it visible

Alfred- your definition of important issue involves the muffin act you proposed in Senate. If many want this board to be a fun exprience- people debating muffins and asking for our positions on eating dogs and babies only makes most question why the hell these people runf or office

We agree on this much. Silly is okay to an extent. Everything in moderation, however.

I haven't said anything about dogs...yet.

Anyway, I like your logo. Did you model it off of McCain 'O8?