Yelnoc for Senate | etaneS rof conleY

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You're an excellent candidate, Yelnoc, but if you keep insisting upon spelling sentences backwards as an official "language" or even using it in normal discourse I'll be forced to turn my formidable political machinery against you and lay waste to your campaign. Have a nice day!

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Teddy is having far too much fun with this thread.

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I just wanted to congratulate you on your great showing thus far! Even if you don't win, you've done us proud!

If the election were conducted under Borda count, Yelnoc would likely be the victor. He has won an impressive number of second preferences - all that matters now is whether he can best either Cincinnatus or Nathan in terms of first preferences. If he can do that, then he will become the nation's first Silly senator.