People of the Republic of Atlasia vs. Midwest Governor LeBron FitzGerald

[Flake]

I will be entering a not guilty plea. I'm still searching for someone to represent me.

I believe in fairness, in harmony, and in fair and harmonious trials. I am a member of the Atlas Supreme Court Bar and have represented a defendant in a high profile case before (Atlasia v. RowanBrandon). As such, I would like to volunteer my legal services to LeBron FitzGerald.

[Flake]

Sorry for having been so long, my computer basically « imploded ».
 
Governor LebronFitzgerald didn’t intimidate Gustaf, because it was simply not him during this chatlog. He was impersonated. Impersonating someone is quite common on IRC and while it is « usually » a joke, like this chatlog trying to make me even dumber than I am irl (ie not being able to understand that if a guy is offering a red rose, it would mean he is being in love of me), this time, the person who impersonated Lebron Fitzgerald was much more « malicious ». Lebronfitzgerald was winning the recall attempt against him. Someone impersonated him in order to make his political life miserable (court cases).

The only supposed proof we have is the IP or something like that of Mr Governor Lebron Fitzgerald. The problem is that there is absolutely no proof it was the IPs shown during the chatlogs. This IP could have been taken before the chatlogs and the someone with marvelous intentions could have claimed it was the IP shown during this chatlogs. Senator Bacon King should have taken a screenshot of that instead of simply copying pasting it. While Bacon King claims it is easy to fool someone with screenshots, he’s definitely wrong on that. It it easy to determine if a screenshot has been altered. A screenshot would have definitely been a valuable proof, because the copypasting of the IPs of LebronFitzgerald isn't.
If the jury declares Mr Governor Lebronfitzgerald guilty with so few proofs, it would set a really bad precedent. Indeed, as a somewhat occasional member of the IRC, I would start fearing that someone takes my IP or whatever it is when I would be indeed logged on mibbit, then creates a totally imaginary chatlog where thE guy who would impersonate me would do something illegal, and then would send that to the Attorney General, who would start prosecuting me.

And to conclude, I would like to speak a little about the second chatlogs Attorney Zuwo presented. If I understand clearly the accusation, the fact that the username « lebronfitzgerald » said « I made a mistake » would be a proof of the fact he’s guilty. He’s obviously not guilty because it wasn’t him and that someone was impersonating him. But even if it was him (which isn’t the case obviously), this isn’t a proof. « I made a mistake » isn’t a proof of guilt. The IRC is a chatroom, not a hearing at the Supreme Court, I made a mistake could have simply been said for something else like « Oh my God, I made a mistake, I missed the Justin Bieber concert ». The IRC is a chatroom where the users are generally intoxicated and constantly say « Ayy Lmao ». I don’t understand how Attorney General Zuwo could have used this chatlog as a proof. Of course what I’m saying is just a detail because Governor Lebron Fitzgerald was impersonated during this chatlog.
So, to conclude, my client LebronFitzgerald isn’t guilty because he has been impersonated and no concrete proof exists that could show it was him and not someone else.

I thank Associate Justice oakvale, Senator Bacon King, Attorney Generald Zuwo and Gustaf.

Best regards,
Mideast Senator and Attorney Windjammer

I apologize for interrupting, but just to clarify the statement in bold is no way a reference to myself, the candidate that was running in the recall against the Governor?

There are references to no one. LebronFitzgerald has many enemies and I don't make accusations against someone if I don't have any proofs. We don't know who impersonated lebronfitzgerald and who intimidated Gustaf, and that's sad.
Son that wasn't an attack against you GAworth

That's literally what you're implying.