Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Keystone Phil]

Serious question: Can I nominate BRTD's entire life for this thread?


Seriously.

[Gabu]

Serious question: Can I nominate BRTD's entire life for this thread?


Seriously.

Yes.

[Joe Republic]

Humble.

As always Phil.

As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.

That's not true.

There are also people like me and Joe who have no clue why we come here.

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

[Gabu]

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

[12th Doctor]

No debates in Comedy Goldmine.  Stop.  Thanks.

Thank you. The whole retarded religious debate has gone a bit too far.

Abuse of religion, of course, being the leading cause of retardation in about 30% of the population... mostly in the South.

[12th Doctor]

This post isn't funny in a "lol he supports romney" way (he could have been talking about anybody and it wouldn't matter), but simply for the way it is written:

Yes, Mitt Romney.

He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.

The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.

Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.

It does have a slight tinge of the Tom Cruise/Scientology video, doesn't it?

[Aizen]

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference

[Sensei]

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference

I did. I had a running joke about it with my friend in Computer Science last year.

[Meeker]

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference

[Joe Republic]

Hey I'm open to socialism, I ordered a bunch of Karl Marx stuff today.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

[Joe Republic]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

Nominating yourself?  Bad show.

[Alcon]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

-7 charisma

[Joe Republic]

BRTD scores yet another facepalm:

And now look at your sig, lol.

[YRABNNRM]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

Nominating yourself?  Bad show.

Yea...wow....it wasn't even a good one at that.

[bullmoose88]

BRTD scores yet another facepalm:

And now look at your sig, lol.

If there was ever such a thing as a walking, breathing advertisement for contraceptives...

[Gabu]

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

Haha, I wonder if anyone else will get that reference

I did. I had a running joke about it with my friend in Computer Science last year.

Glad to hear I'm not the only nerd around.

[Sensei]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

Nominating yourself?  Bad show.

Yea...wow....it wasn't even a good one at that.

This might be the one instance in Atlas history that makes GPorter come out smelling like a rose.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Here's my contribution:

1. 'Britain' is synonymous with 'England'.
2. There are only three parties in the British House of Representatives: Labor, Conservative and Yellow.
3. The British Senate has 1200 members, and all are appointed by the Queen.
4. The three most important issues in Britain today are European integration, immigration, and David Cameron.
5. Britain's closest ally is the US, and as a result they love and respect us as much as we do them.
6. The Queen has been re-elected every five years since 1952.
7. Every British citizen votes in every election.
8. The British media is renowned for its impartiality and focus on the issues that matter most.
9. The last five Prime Ministers are (in reverse order): Gordon Brown (2007- ), Tony Blair (9/11/2001 - 2007), Margaret Thatcher (the seventies - 2001), Paul McCartney (?), Winston Churchill (WW2).
10. The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer is probably the coolest title in the world.


I believe Al, Afleitch and Dave Hawk will verify all of this.

[Хahar 🤔]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

[Хahar 🤔]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

It's been deleted! *gasps*

[Хahar 🤔]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

It's been deleted! *gasps*

[Keystone Phil]

Spread the word, people!

John McCain: Approve