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« on: April 27, 2017, 02:50:25 AM »
Quote from: Indy Texas on April 26, 2017, 06:53:23 PM
"I never thought Trump would withdraw from NAFTA!", sobbed the devastated Business-Oriented Republicans who voted for a man who repeatedly promised to withdraw from NAFTA during his campaign.
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 06:29:51 PM »
Quote from: shua on August 10, 2017, 02:27:59 PM

Why not?  Do you have another one you like more?
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2017, 12:33:28 AM »
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Quote from: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on November 21, 2017, 12:13:48 AM
But they picked up a very important seat on the Minneapolis parks board.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2018, 07:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Goldwater on April 01, 2018, 09:08:10 AM
Quote from: Goldwater on April 01, 2018, 09:02:54 AM
I am now the opposite of how I actually am lol XD

Ha ha I am actually still the same you have been bamboozled!!! Bazinga!!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2018, 05:07:08 PM »
Quote from: Cory Booker on June 25, 2018, 03:18:17 PM
Yes, Genesis is theory and it fits into the Jesus paradigm, that he was the Son of GOD.

Any of the prophets can be described as son of the divine " Jehovah, Buddha or Elijah."
 

We all come from sin or Karma, and death is the price paid for sin. And nirvana and enlighnment can be attained once you make your homegoing or death.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2018, 03:06:30 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2018, 10:43:15 PM »
Quote from: Barraco Clintez on October 10, 2018, 11:04:50 PM
Get up, vote three times with three ids.  Drive a bus filled with with Illegal Aliens to (insert your state here) and have them vote.  Come home and post absurd claims about illegal voting on the internet.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2018, 05:06:43 PM »
^ Came here to post that
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2018, 12:22:50 AM »
Quote from: Kingpoleon on December 03, 2018, 12:09:07 AM
Four years later: “DNC Chair bars women from wearing shoes or socks inside”
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2019, 09:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Southern Dep. Speaker Dwarven Dragon on January 15, 2019, 09:15:57 PM
I'm not going to consent to this obvious attempt to divide the Atlasian Left and the Atlasian Center, and therefore I vote Present. ExtremeConservative needs to find better things to do with his time.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2019, 07:58:01 PM »
Quote from: FM Scott🦋 on January 08, 2019, 12:34:13 AM
One time I met a 12-year-old girl on AIM.

Later she told me she was an undercover cop, which I thought was really cool for her age.
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2019, 06:22:17 PM »
Quote from: 🌈Rainbow Jihad on March 04, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Calthrina950 on March 04, 2019, 05:55:56 PM
The five of you are guided in your actions by evil impulses. The Devil has invaded your minds, and caused you to lash out at those who are not like you. Cast his influence out, and you will be set free. Otherwise, you will be condemned to the flames of oblivion. Your behavior has made clear to me that there are many in this world who are not righteous, who are not just, and who are led astray by foul practices.
Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2019, 10:29:30 AM »
Quote from: Santander on April 03, 2019, 10:12:50 AM
If they speak Mexican, we can call them Mexicans.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2019, 11:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Crumpets on June 24, 2019, 07:11:48 PM
0-2: Childhood
3: "No, you can't do that"
4 onward: Slow decline to death
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2019, 04:15:27 PM »
Quote from: InvisibleTrump on October 30, 2019, 04:06:25 PM
If only Twitter could have been censored back then. I bet that would've stopped Hitler!
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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2019, 08:25:25 PM »
Quote from: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on November 17, 2019, 01:00:42 PM
If Rispone was European, he would be a liberal Democrat in America.
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2020, 01:42:03 AM »
Quote from: The scissors of false economy on May 15, 2020, 01:15:51 AM
1945.

They began in AD 70, when Bible Times ended.

Before Bible Times you had Dinosaur Times. After the Middle Ages you had the Good Old Days.
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2020, 01:02:14 PM »
Quote from: PSOL on November 18, 2020, 12:38:54 PM
Yes, and I’ve moved on to focusing on 20248
It's never to early to start planning for the two-hundred second century!
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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2020, 03:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Come For AOC, Stay For Policy on December 28, 2020, 02:08:08 PM
Je parle un peu de francais, mais it's not particularily good and I don't have French ancestry.
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2021, 01:03:19 PM »
Quote from: brucejoel99 on April 06, 2021, 10:08:05 AM
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Quote from: agcatter on November 23, 2003, 10:24:50 PM
Virginia will vote for a liberal Democrat for president when hell freezes over.

Exquisitely well-aged content.

Has anyone actually been to Hell to see if this prediction came true? Maybe jravnsborg can report back to us in a few years.
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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2021, 05:33:55 PM »
https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=450837.25
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2021, 05:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Asian Baptist Chesterfield Swing Voters For Blanding! on November 02, 2021, 05:07:14 PM
, this country deserves to fail.
Democracy was a mistake.
China will rise and it will be our fault  .
YOU ALL CAUSED THIS YOU TRAITORS
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« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2022, 10:53:16 PM »
Quote from: LordLarry on January 29, 2022, 10:46:54 PM
Quote from: Farmlands on January 29, 2022, 09:10:19 PM
Expecting your partner to respect your privacy is too much, but asking them to sign an NDA like intimacy is now some bizarre business contract is not??
Leonardo DiCaprio had some of his partners sign an NDA. It's not completely unheard of.
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