Mandatory Lutefisk feast for all Republicans 
Complete with obligatory jello-icious rainbow surprise, various hotdishes, meatballs, and a nice weak cup of bad coffee.. and as always.. in the wax paper cups with the paper foldable handles.
Then we'd say a prayer, thanking the Lord for the wonderful feast, and ask that he might save a little room for all the Republican heathens in the room. We'd ask that he forgive them, for they know not waht they do.. and if they do.. well, God's a nice guy.
Gramps would probably require comprehensive auto insurance on all vehicles, including toy cars.
