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Junior Chimp
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« on: September 14, 2007, 12:04:13 PM »
BRTD reaches new heights in displaying his debating prowess:

Quote from: It Doesn't Take That Many Pills To Sleep Forever on September 14, 2007, 11:14:08 AM
Quote from: Gully Foyle on September 13, 2007, 11:22:05 AM
ANHEUSER-BUSCH ($37,000): Alcohol kills 100,000 people every year. Over 12 million Americans are addicted to it. Yet the Administration has done almost nothing to raise awareness of the dangers of alcohol abuse. Maybe that's because alcohol industry PACs are among the biggest spenders in Washington, giving out $2.3 million in 1997-1998 alone, more than the gun lobby.

blah blah blah. Shut up. Alcohol is great and needs to be deregulated.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 06:41:46 PM »
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 06:06:46 AM »
Quote from: SoFA Gabu on September 27, 2007, 10:42:41 PM
Quote from: Lt. Gov. South Park Conservative on September 27, 2007, 10:41:25 PM
Quote from: Everett on September 27, 2007, 08:31:22 PM
I think a lot of men are stupid. Obviously stupid men prefer stupid women and vice versa, so maybe people believe that coming across as being stupid and normal is somehow advantageous. Hey, making pointless generalisations is fun!

I suppose my perspective may be just because I am a smart guy. If I were a smart girl, I would probably be talking about how all the guys seem stupid.

You're also handsome and terribly modest.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 06:22:29 AM »
Quote from: Speed of Sound on October 11, 2007, 09:30:31 PM
Quote from: Ebowed on October 11, 2007, 09:28:28 PM
Quote from: My Violent Heart on October 11, 2007, 12:42:51 PM
Quote from: Ebowed on October 11, 2007, 01:14:34 AM
My politics only change whenever I spend less time on this forum, not more.
You need to get out more.

I happen to like my set of political views.  What's wrong with them?
They make baby Jesus cry. Cry
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 09:21:08 AM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on October 22, 2007, 07:58:19 AM
Quote from: Joe Ó Dubhshláine on October 21, 2007, 06:36:17 PM
Culling is seen as unacceptable to devout Hindus, who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman, and often feed them bananas and peanuts.

Well then, it's obvious that Hanuman wanted this guy dead - the people should therefore celebrate his death. Hail Hanuman the Monkey God, Slayer of Politicians and Receiver of Bananas and Peanuts!
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 03:42:44 AM »
Response to the question: who is the biggest atheist on the forum?

Quote from: KEmperor on October 25, 2007, 01:43:24 AM
I dunno.  How much does Opebo weigh?
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 06:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Supersoulty on November 17, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
This reminds me of a time when I was sitting in Starbucks with my Ipod.  I went the counter for a refill and the girl at the counter asked me what I was listening to.

I responded, "Old school stuff."

She asked, "Oh, how old?"

I answered, "Gregorian Chant." Which was what happened to be on at the time.

She answered, "Oh... you weren't kidding."

HA

Brilliant. Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 08:06:27 AM »
Q: Rank top candidates [in US Presidential race] in order of preference.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2007, 06:30:33 AM »
On Peter Hain:

Quote from: Boardbashi on November 28, 2007, 06:28:37 AM
The dayglo member for sunny, sunny Neath.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 03:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Gabu on January 03, 2008, 01:41:28 AM
Quote from: CARLHAYDEN on January 03, 2008, 01:37:56 AM

Thank you for you comment.

Now its on the record, and cann't be erased by you.

Here are some more, if you'd like:

I'm married to Osama bin Laden.

I support Saddam Hussein because his mustache is pimping.

I support dictatorships because democracy is for fags.

I thought 9/11 was kick ass.

I hate humanity and want it to die in nuclear fire.

We have this antrax.  Are you scared?  Death to America.  Death to Israel.  Allah is great.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 11:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Asgell Chwith on January 27, 2008, 11:30:46 AM
Quote from: Democratic 'Hawk' on January 27, 2008, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: Asgell Chwith on January 27, 2008, 11:18:26 AM

Re; the Piedmont... it's the most (or one of the most) Republican parts of the state.

Is it the least African-American?

Dave

It's one of the most Republican parts of the state.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 12:34:08 PM »

Grin
Needs the context of the thread to make sense.
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