The Comedy Goldmine

[Pheurton Skeurto]

..Oh, Barney!
    Fort Hood Hasan has summoned Obama to administer the vows of marriage for Manning and he and, also says, “He is looking forward to their honeymoon at Camp Mohammad”, the just recently renamed camp david

     ...not

[Antonio the Sixth]

How come I'm not making it on here as much anymore?

How come you ever made it on here in the first place?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

..Oh, Barney!
    Fort Hood Hasan has summoned Obama to administer the vows of marriage for Manning and he and, also says, “He is looking forward to their honeymoon at Camp Mohammad”, the just recently renamed camp david

     ...not

[Pheurton Skeurto]

..Oh, Barney!
    Fort Hood Hasan has summoned Obama to administer the vows of marriage for Manning and he and, also says, “He is looking forward to their honeymoon at Camp Mohammad”, the just recently renamed camp david

     ...not

Beat ya to it.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm not sure I want to be part of a community where BRTD's dick is the metric to which all posters are compared.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Leave barfbag alone. He's a great poster.

[opebo]

How come I'm not making it on here as much anymore?

1. I've been more mature.
2. People have me on ignore.
3. This forum is less active in the past couple of weeks.

For the bland and middlebrow, ballbuster, familiarity breeds contempt.  To be loved over the long haul you need to Be Somebody - see Bushie, BRTD, and (risking forfending modesty, myself).

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

To be loved over the long haul you need to Be Somebody - see Bushie, BRTD, and (risking forfending modesty, myself).

I've never thought of you as someone all that worried about modesty.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

anybody with a brain knows its not advisable to quit hamburgers cold turkey.

sig worthy

[Antonio the Sixth]

Oh goodie. Another prude brood lynch mob circle jerk...

Either we're prudes or we engage in circle-jerks. It can't be both. Pick a side; we're at war.

[publicunofficial]

Leave barfbag alone. He's a great poster.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

And will you please stop stereotyping Southerners as racist by putting Duke so far ahead in the Southern states?

[Joe Republic]

Last night I had a dream I was driving Chris Christie around to different fast food restaurants and he told me he was going to start his presidential run by nationalizing his re-election campaign.

HILARIOUS

[Oldiesfreak1854]

What's up with all the Republicans voting for the uber-liberal Tsongas?  Brooke may have had some bad behavior, but surely he was more conservative, right?

Lol, and you dare to claim any knowledge about U.S. political history

First of all, Brooke was the liberal one in this race to such extend people like freaking Barney Frank endorsed him over Tsongas. And he wasn't just "the more liberal out of two". He was a liberal. I know a "Black Republican" somehow play to your baseless fantasies, but there are some limits of stupidity.

Second, calling Tsongas uber-liberal is a proof of an utter ignorance. Seriously, read about him and his positions.

Still wonder why there's no one taking you seriously?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

What's up with all the Republicans voting for the uber-liberal Tsongas?  Brooke may have had some bad behavior, but surely he was more conservative, right?

Lol, and you dare to claim any knowledge about U.S. political history

First of all, Brooke was the liberal one in this race to such extend people like freaking Barney Frank endorsed him over Tsongas. And he wasn't just "the more liberal out of two". He was a liberal. I know a "Black Republican" somehow play to your baseless fantasies, but there are some limits of stupidity.

Second, calling Tsongas uber-liberal is a proof of an utter ignorance. Seriously, read about him and his positions.

Still wonder why there's no one taking you seriously?

How is this funny?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

The world's uninhabited regions includes much of Antarctica, as well as Oldiesfreak's skull.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The world's uninhabited regions includes much of Antarctica, as well as Oldiesfreak's skull.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

The world's uninhabited regions includes much of Antarctica, as well as Oldiesfreak's skull.

This is a brilliant post. Someone give Kal a medal.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I did Nazi that coming.

[Talleyrand]

With regards to evolution you would rather believe a crackpot like Darwin blindly instead of men like George Washington Carver, Copernicus, Galileo, Issac Newton, Ron and Rand Paul, Kelvin, Faraday, Pascal and Pasteur amongst many others like DiVinci

[King]

Galileo, Isaac Newton, Rand Paul

I like it.

[Hatman 🍁]

Loving on kids is real and its not predatory.

[Morning in Atlas]

I am not morbidly obese, I am just obese.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Senatr joE Manchin
can we Be friends?
Will you be on My team?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I was going to cut this down to just the "Loving on kids is real and its not predatory" sentence, since that's the funniest one to me, but as I read through it... the whole thing is just way too funny to not include it all.

You guys are sick.  Real sick.  For starters, I look nothing like a child molester.  To say I do is just ridiculous and borderline libelous.  I have a lot of children in my family, so I have a lot of birthday parties to go to.  I've got another one coming up in September and then two in November.  Loving on kids is real and its not predatory.  I want to adopt those children because I love them.  Being an unemployed 31-year-old living in his family's trailer is not shameful and not predatory.  I am not morbidly obese, I am just obese.  I dress decent enough and my hair is okay.  Tourette's is what I take exception to and am offended by.  I have no control over my Tourette's, so how is that predatory?  I act perfectly normal and love being around adults and children alike of all ages.  These are outlandish goals sometimes, but I do deal with reality and I am dealing with reality.

In fact, both of these posts by Lief and Eraserhead are borderline libelous.  You are trying to destroy my good name.  Yes, Inks, I do have a good name not defined by you.